compassionate conservatism

Please see stupidity

George W. Bush sure has lots of compassionate conservatism.

by TheEye5000 September 14, 2004

Coastal Postal

While on vacation at the beach, a random hookup which consist of at least a blowjob.

Ivy got a little Coastal Postal while on vacation.

by MountAiryXC October 17, 2010

strata coaster

A roller coatser that is over 400 feet high

Top thrill dragster at Cedar Point

by Jimbob January 9, 2005

the coaster

Snorting a mixed line of oxycontin and cocaine, that you setup before you passed out, as soon as you wake up in the morning.

Me: Hey you seem pretty relaxed this morning
You: Yeaaaaaah brah, I woke up and rode the coaster this morning.
Me: I think your nose is bleeding....
You: Riiiiiiiiight on.

by Knoxycontin June 6, 2010

West Coast Handjob

When a female provides a male sexual pleasure with her hand(s), using sunscreen as lube, until he has an ejaculatory orgasm. Using his semen, the male makes a mixture of semen and sunscreen, and rubs it on the desired area of his female partner. Then they go tan.

Damn, Asari gave me the best west coast handjob. She definitely didn't get burnt!

by BRADLEYMOTHERFUCKINGCARLSON July 8, 2012

east coast ear exam

A sex act in which prior to ejaculation, the male removes his penis from its current position and inserts it into the ear of his partner dispersing his ejaculate deep into the ear canal. A stiff blow to the ear after climax imbeds the semen deep in the ear and has become almost a routine practice in finishing.

I may not have my M.D., but I am more than qualified to perform an east coast ear exam.

by Meatman January 11, 2006

copasetic

OK, fine, good.

Q:"How are you today?"
A:"Copasetic."

by gneeinabottle March 3, 2009