Dick to day ratio 

The ratio of dicks per day inside a certain girl over a certain period of time. A ratio other than 1:1 is considered unfavorable.

That girl's dick to day ratio was like 3:1 last weekend. So unfavorable man.

She had 5 guys in her at the party on Saturday, that's a 5:1 dick to day ratio.

Dick to day ratio by Brooks1 October 10, 2012

dick-melting 

Unerotic; the opposite of an aphrodisiac.

The dim lights and smooth Marvin Gaye playing in the background were meant to set the mood. But Lisa's dick-melting laugh soon took care of that as she cackled loudly at at a story with no comedic content or intent.

Lisa Dunham's naked body = dick-melting.

dick-melting by whitechocolate. March 23, 2013

dick in a bucket 

If someone is useless or unhelpful they are a dick in a bucket.

Don't just stand there like a dick in a bucket.

dick in a bucket by kai May 11, 2014

dick notes 

Notes over ones fully erect penis, containing the history of penis use and entire past sexual partners. Can be compared to carfax for dicks.

Sally: have you asked for the dick notes?
Amanda: dick notes?
Sally: yeah, it's like a history of his penis

dick notes by Dicknotes January 27, 2015

dick trigger 

The part of a man's penis that causes him to orgasm instantly.

Veronica was tired of blowing Brad so she rubbed his dick trigger so she get home in time for her shows.

dick trigger by batshitcray February 22, 2015

Dick whip 

When a man whips a woman in the face with his dick, like it's a pistol.

Ron:I'll dick whip that bitch in the face when she goes to stand down, if she wants to give me head.
Gary: well goddamn.

Dick whip by Everythingzen March 12, 2015

Dick Rabbit 

A slutty or horny girl who enjoys bouncing on dicks much like a rabbit. She usually thinks she is not slutty but thinks everybody else is.

Friend 1: Sophie just called Rachel a slut!
Friend 2: But I saw Sophie kissing Steve and Joe last period!

Friend 1: What a Dick Rabbit she does that everyday

Dick Rabbit by Erak Shunn March 12, 2015