thonen

When your so sexy it hurts.

That guy is a complete thonen.

by r dogg 702 June 27, 2016

thong flosser

When one's underwear performs a Samba between one's cheeks.

-Jesus mother of god, this thong flosser has split my nutsack.

by Big Buba Buttplug January 3, 2018

thong baby

The butt nugget left on the small of your thong from excessive wear, such as being the life at the party at grandma's wedding.

I have a thong baby I need to tend to!

by c-wats February 8, 2018

thong baby

The butt nugget left on the small of your thong from excessive wear, such as being the life of the party at grandma's wedding.

I have a thong baby I need to tend to!

by c-wats February 8, 2018

Thongin’

A guys’ night out hanging around town to look for girls, while just wearing their thongs.

Kevin, Dusty and the boys went out thongin’ last night. Them bitches Downtown couldn’t get enough of them.

by JCbThongin June 14, 2018

Thonzie

When one places their preheated thumb on the roof of another’s mouth in an attempt to reduce the pain and shorten the duration of brain freeze

That drink was so cold; I could really use a Thonzie!

by #urgentcare December 14, 2018

Thong

An Australian footwear most commonly mistaken for a g-string and will 100% be worn by Aussie legends in the summer.

Dude: mate where is ya other thong?
Mate: I dunno dude, musta left it in me ute again...
Dude: ah shit mate not again ya bloody wanker

by eatusmymeatus February 19, 2019