Vicks Rub Tent

The male act of masturbating, mainly upon awakening, with Vicks vapor rub instead of lube or lotion.

“Man! I woke up with such a huge boner, there was no lube nearby so I pulled a quick Vicks rub tent.”

“Honey, have you seen my Vicks vapor rub?”
“Yes dear, Johnny said he needed it for his Vick’s rub tent!”

by LovinShrubbin December 3, 2022

Bird in the Tent

A ‘Bird in the Tent’ is a lame excuse used by a male (typically a teenage boy) while ‘Choking their Chicken’ on camp.

Supervisor: Why was your tent shaking so much last night?
Camper: Oh, uh there was a Bird in the Tent.

by WeReadYourWordsInMathClass March 3, 2023

Gassing the Tent

When you have a boner and fart so that the gas engulfs your penis and inflates your pants

Eww look at Mikey he's gassing the tent, I can smell it.

by Hamgurburger February 11, 2024

Pitching a Family Tent

Having a larger than normal erection due to the fact you would like to start a family and have a life with your partner. This is often because you are head over heels in love with the person and see beauty in everything they do.

Six months into knowing Yuki, Alexander is more in love than he ever was. When she walked in the room he began Pitching A Family Tent, knowing that they weren't about to just have sex; they have sex with their future in mind.

by HeWhoHasStolenTheFire March 6, 2024

Mississippi camp tent

After your partner squints on your balls you then proceed to hang them over her eyes stretching you bahg down to her lips therfore pitching your Mississippi camp tent

Hey bro, my girlfriend squirted on my balls. So I gave her an Mississippi camp tent

by Ecotectheworld April 9, 2024

Pitched a back tent

Otherwise known as shitting your pants, pitching a tent in the front being a boner, so pitching a back tent obviously would have to come from the back end.

Shit, I just pitched a back tent. I gotta go home and change.

by bugkoa December 18, 2024

Buy A Tent

A roundabout way of insulting a person with "first-world problems," by suggesting that they haven't experienced enough poverty to know what real problems are. Often spoken so fast it cannot be heard, this phrase is often used by workers at call centers who have to deal with so many customer complaints, that they can't help but insult the people who call in out of spite.

Not to be confused with "Camping," which is directed at people who couch-surf for survival, participate in what is perceived as sex work, or frequently like to torture themselves outdoors. Though each of the terms are not mutually exclusive from each other and significantly depend on the relative intentions of the speaker.

"Thank you for calling Company Name, Customer Name. It was a pleasure assisting you today. We'll continue working to resolve this issue as soon as possible. In the meantime, buy a tent. If you have any further questions or concerns, please don't hesitate to contact us. Have a great day!"

by silly-echidna March 29, 2025