Dirt Spider

A person's asshole.

Dude, you played with her dirt spider?

by raudi933 September 11, 2010

Fiesta Spider

The cute but vicious spider that's featured in many of the later Lol-Comics. It always wears a sombrero and loves Mexican food and if you bring it Chinese food, it will be upset. Often times, even when it's being flushed down a drain, it will yelp out "Fiesta!".

Dude, did you see that spider?! That was crazy...it was wearing a sombrero and it ate all my Mexican food! It looks like it doesn't want anything to do with your Chinese food. I think I heard it say "Fiesta!" too when it was going after my Mexican food! I'm going to call it the "Fiesta Spider"!

by izcool October 29, 2011

Brown Spider

A fart that makes a shit stain in your underwear looking like a spider.

My stomach hurts so bad. I guarantee there’s a shit smelling brown spider in my drawers.

by PeteyPaplo October 21, 2018

Young spice

Late teen who has an eye for designer label and the ladies.He is often caught in either your sister’s bedroom or your mother’s. The other place he can be found is in the gym mirror showing off his large biceps! Vanity can not describe his personality and no building can reach his ego. This dirty dog is a force to be watched.

Oh shit it’s young spice

Gary lock up daughter it’s young spice

Got damn it’s young spice

Gone weak at the knees it’s young spice

by Paprika spice August 10, 2019

Sold my spider

To make a break with the past or with one's home, in preparation for departure

I've sold my spider and lost my friends

by q335r49 June 20, 2009

spiderbate

When you squish up a bunch of spiders and use them as lubicrant to masturbate with.

Last night, I had the ultimate spiderbate with the help of some ceiling spiders.

by Bryan "Locomotive" Freitas July 6, 2008

The Spider-Man

Doing the Spider-Man is when you walk up the walls to get into position to then cum into your own mouth

I was so busy last night doing the Spider-Man

by SpideyCumGuzzler April 13, 2022