Googlebore

someone who spoils a quiz or discussion question by googling the right answer.

I started a quiz about church history on my Facebook status, but a Googlebore killed it off in seconds and spoiled the fun by googling the right answer.

by revmpj August 26, 2013

Google.cm

A common typo when typing Google quickly, resulting in you getting thrown into the Cameroon version of the site.

Samantha: Hey, can you google something for me?

Jack: Sure! *types Google.cm*

Jack: Fuck! I typed too fast and went to the Cameroon version of Google!

Samantha: You damn idiot.

by Paradox_Capacitor December 16, 2013

zombie goggles

Chill your balls in ice water, coat in petroleum jellie, and rest on a woman's eyes while masturbating.

I gave that bitch some zombie goggles last night.

by mad bagger December 30, 2014

Runner's Goggles

A condition that occurs when running for so long/far that the women and/or men around you seem to be much more attractive then they actually are, most likely the result of dehydration, exhaustion, etc...

Two guys running:
Guy A: Dude, check out that hottie looking at us.
Guy B: You must got some major runner's goggles on, because that chick is fugly

by TopGunOriginal May 27, 2009

Google-fu

The ability to find exactly what you need very quickly by implementing the use of certain words and phrases in Google or other similar Internet search engines.

It took me all of 2 seconds to find everything I needed. My Google-fu is very, very strong.

by アノニマス February 19, 2011

Google Plus

An attempt by Google to create competition against Facebook in the social networking business. Unfortunately, they failed to realize that people are more interested in "stalking" others, rather than "connecting" with them.

Brian: Hey, did you here about this new social networking site called Google Plus?

Dan: Really? That's awesome! Is Tina on it?

Brian: Yeah, but she has privatized her photos to only people within her friends circle.

Dan: Seriously? Fuck Google Plus. It's lame.

by MisterYap August 28, 2011

googlebitch

verb - to use an internet search engine to research a topic, especially with the intent of getting something done quickly and easily. Characterized by using the first five results, despite credits or presence of accurate information.

Yo man, I totally just googlebitched that history project.

by K.A.L. January 11, 2009