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Elder Blunt

A joint as old as the Elder Wand.
It's Loud AF, sometimes it can quell the nerves.
Severus Snape: Albus, I caught Potter and his friends with some midass herb, most likely given to them by Sirius Pack. How do we proceed?
Albus Dumbledore: Alright, first of all nigga, you don't go runnin' up on a real nigga like that. This ain't the opp block nigga calm down. And since Harry was able to sip pure wock without buggin, he is ready to face the Opp-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named. He is ready for the Elder Blunt.
Severus Snape: Albus, you cannot be serious. He is only a boy. The Elder Blunt is the loudest shit ever rolled.
Albus Dumbledore: Indeed, it is the same gas we used on Tom Riddle all those years ago, therefore it only it that can stop the Dark Loud. By the way you tryin to hit this shit bruh, It'll quell your nervousness for Potter.
Severus Snape: I... Suppose...
*Takes a hit*
Severus Snape: Damn that shit Loud as fuck!
Albus Dumbledore: Severus! Stay with me! I need you to give me a ride to 7 Eleven, I got hella munchies bruh.
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Elark

My sibling has a child, that makes me an elark.
I love my elark, they take me to the movies.
My elark on my dad's side and I get along really well.
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Elark

Gender neutral version of aunt/uncle
pronounced ɛlɑ ɹk

examples; ```
My sibling has a child, that makes me an elark.
I love my elark, they take me to the movies.
My elark on my dad's side and I get along really well.```

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My sibling has a child, that makes me their elark.
I love my elark, they take me to the movies.
My elark on my dad's side and I get along really well.
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Elark

Gender neutral version of aunt/uncle
general american pronounciaton; 'ɛlɑ ɹk'
My sibling has a child, that makes me an elark.
I love my elark, they take me to the movies.
My elark on my dad's side and I get along really well.
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