cement shoes

When you are running from the cops, its hard to do, so it's like you're wearing cement shoes.

From Snoop Dogg:
Cement shoes, now I'm on the move
You're family's crying, now you on the news
They can't find you, and now they miss you

by Dylanf February 24, 2007

snooze-cement

That completely invisible but annoyingly effective "glue" that always seems to form between two bedfellows who are cuddling "sans-clothing", creating a damp and tacky "skin-to-skin" bond which becomes (often painfully!) apparent only when either snoozer attempts to turn over or otherwise change position; this is especially a problem on warm nights and/or if one or both slumberers is of the "corpulent" variety.

Chubby girl: Ouch --- WATCH it, Mr. Sticky Man! You're pinching my boobie and stretching my underarm-flaps!
Half-asleep guy: Huhhh...? Oh, sorry, hunny --- it's that yucky snooze-cement again.

by QuacksO November 17, 2011

Clémence

Someone who is your friend but then decides that you aren’t good enough for them
Basically another definition for bitch
Someone who will deny their Insults which, when she actually insults you, you may start crying inside.

A bully who is a girl who deny any fights you challenge her because she can’t actually fight.

Man that girl is such a bitch, she is totally Clémence today.

by Yo whats up April 29, 2019

clemmens

the area between the balls and poopchute, always extremely moist and stinky, prone to rash and infection

That boy needs to wash his clemmens, I can smell it through his pants!

by gayjo October 12, 2006

clemenphucker

a distant relative to clementoni, the clemenphucker is the part of clementoni that creates evil papers and forces children to choke on them. Also a virgin.

clemenphucker is sooooo a virgin

by yoyo April 27, 2004

cement mixer

A common name for a porno, though a cement mixer is a special type of porno where body parts are arranged in incredible artistic arrangements....like when you get a flower arrangement and they make em all pretty.

Yea I'd have a cement mixer with those girls! IF YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN *wink wink*

I was watching this crazy cement mixer yesterday where this girl clamped this dude in a pretzel with her legs.

by JJSupah August 25, 2004

clementoni

an english teacher who will purposely torture you with papers out of the wazoo and confuse you and make you want to murder little fuzzy white bunnies
aka clemenphuckker

"man, that clementoni will fuck you up"

by p[][] March 16, 2004