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Blind man's folly

To ejaculate into a sexual partners eyes (male of female, preferably female), then to quickly reverse position while the partner rubs the eyes in pain and penetrate the anal cavity with a powerful thrust.
Just givin' the ol' Blind man's folly to Winona really gets me off.

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Connor that bastard did the Blind man's folly to me again last night!
by Donald Fagen November 23, 2003
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Beer Blindfold

When the effects of alcohol far exceed that of the standard beer goggles. Usually the 10 to 15 minutes before you pass out when you'll shamelessly hit on anything.
Get away from me you ugly hag... I'm wearing beer goggles, not a beer blindfold.
by Switch January 22, 2005
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third eye blind

A great band somewhat similar in style to the Goo Goo Dolls and Fuel. An excellent alternative to mainstream rock.
by PW August 8, 2003
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Blindside

1.The greatest Christian rock band in the world.
2.Hitting someone and then running
Im gonna blindside you!
I love Blindside
by Candra February 12, 2005
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spanish blindfold

When a man rests his ballsack on the eyelids of his girlfriend, resulting in temporary blindness for her, but pleasure and ammusement for him.
'I can't believe Dave Bowers just totally gave his girlfiend a Spanish Blindfold - she was balllldeep blind!!'
by Will Atkinson March 13, 2008
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blinded by love

I asked the pastor about love and he told me to leave it to God. To not feel alone, that being alone was better than living in a fantasy.

I asked an artist about love at first sight, he said it was a mistake. That it's the stuff of novels. Without love in life, one must be more realistic.

I asked a gentleman about love and he told me that to ignore it would be best. That I was young and that money should be most important than a thousand loves.

I asked an elderly in a very remote place about love and passion. He told me that life was like a double edged glass, it cuts and hangs by a string.

I asked my father about love and innocence, about faith and patience and you know what he said, "Son it's always better to ignore the heart and listen to your conscience."

I asked my mother about the love that I had; she said it was my imagination. That if I did not believe her, in time I would see that she is right.

And now that I don't have you, I think of all the time lost that I spent on you, because by loving you blindly I didn't listen and I threw myself into a void of love. Everyone warned me that some flowers out there have thorns.
by Mr Chicago September 14, 2009
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Blinded by the puss

This is when a man is so consumed with getting ass from his girlfriend, it's all he can think about. He's "blind" to everything else around him, because in his mind, he just wants that pussy or "puss." Symptoms of "blinded by the puss" include not picking up the phone when your boy's call (because you are with your girl), not wanting to do anything but nest in the house with your girl, buying your girl anything and everything she wants, catering to your girl's schedule at ALL times, and always being on call for anything your girl wants to do. You basically become a variation of a zombie (only doing what your girl wants you to do). This is a variation of "pussy whipped."
Dude # 1 : What's the deal with your boy not wanting to hang out anymore?...That guy used to be awesome to hang around...what gives?

Dude # 2 : Dude, he's so "blinded by the puss" that he can't think straight anymore.
by Kam842 October 26, 2007
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