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Tanner

A a very goofy bald man who is depressed.
Hi I’m Tanner and I am bald
by The goofball December 21, 2022
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Tanner Martin

The kind of guy that'll sugondeez nuts. He will start every conversation with "Bois!" and will do a weird snapping thing.
Whoa that's a Tanner Martin kind of person right there.
by Hellias January 6, 2022
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The Tanner

Well, you know a normal tanner, right? Well, the act of doing "The Tanner", is to, while your room door is open, uhh- how do I say this- pee on your carpet.
Guy 1 : So, last night, right?
Guy 2 : ...What about it..?
Guy 1 : Well, I decided to do The Tanner.
Guy 2 : EW WHY
by Abney The Ugly Rat April 11, 2022
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Tanner Bishop

Tanner's a nerd. He's smart and all but he looks dumb as hell with his wrestling headgear on. His hair looks like a penis. This bitch ass has the nickname tanpon. Funny guy tho
You - *being a normal human being*

Tanner Bishop - Do you peel your banana?
by TeenageLoser March 13, 2022
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Tannerism

Decision making that seems questionable and can appear as deceitful deliberate due to circumstance and lack of communication and tri-angulating assumptions, but instead we’re actually passively orchestrated for financial gain and the dopamine from feeling in control of another because a lack of control ; addiction is present.
, but then you later find out that there was no tannerism and chris is just addicted to gambeling which is why I reached out to you in the first place & due to a sense of betrayal has now lied his way out of owing money on a verbal contract , which would be one of many in a row owed to several people that cared about him;

and had calculated every expense to the nearest dollar until he graciously offered 1000 “for interest” then paying back 200$ in crypto then makes obvious attempts to incite me the lender, over text , and intentionally take things

out of context to provide probable cause

to no longer feel entitled to pay back said loan but in reality was just out of frustration of rapidly deteriorating money due to etherium dropping from 4800$ to 2200$ and losing 1000s per minute gambling.
by Punching bag March 29, 2022
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Tanner

Hey have you seen Tanner?
Ugh i hate him he had sex with me last night tho
by JuicyLemon666 January 13, 2021
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Tanner

Tanner is someone who is very smart and has a great personality. Tanner is pretty short and always keeps a smile on his face. He pretty cute.
OMG I CANT BELIEVE THAT I JUST MET TANNER HE IS THE BEST!!!
by It's me 😉 May 2, 2019
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