Spadge

Spage, also known as jism.

Oh no! some spadge has leaked in my pants!

by Rownalea October 3, 2005

spadger

this would be a term that a male can use to point out a nice looking or attractive

spadger left or spadger right

spagde hunter

got find myself a spadge

by jake cary-edwards July 27, 2007

Sludge Hammer

When a male smears his penis in shit and repeatedly cocksmacks his girlfriend, usually performed in a construction site porto-potty.

Yeah, we were working on the new municipal building and I gave my girlfriend the old Sludge Hammer during lunch break.

by DieMinze May 17, 2010

spadge

A sentimental ejaculation, often accompanied by "I love you."

1) "Wiat for me to spadge. It'll be worth it."

2) See the Pamela and Tommy Lee video.

by big biff and the chubbs January 22, 2005

Skudge

someone who says one thing and thinks another; a hypocrite

TJ: Lets make fun of Alex for cheating
Nick: Im down
TJ: Alex ur such a cheater
Ben: Wut would the big T say?
Nick: You guys are jerks
Red: Nick ur a pretty boy skudge and nothing more
Kait: Meet me in the bathroom in 10 minutes

by red machine January 27, 2006

smudge

The involuntary soiling of one's underwear following a a brief bout of flatulence, paritcuarly after a heavy weekend of booze, drugs and sex.

Phil knew he would have to go home and change after he smudged on the way to work.

by Horace Anthony July 25, 2003

spadge

the combined juices of male and female after intercourse.

She stood up and dripped our spadge all over my chest.

by sam Hell June 22, 2004