Different sides of the same turd

When two things are equally as shit as each other.

“Hipsters are better than chavs”.

“They’re different sides of the same turd!”

by Alzamatralz June 2, 2018

Turtle Slides

When somebody takes a shit in a toilet and after they flush, streaks are left down the inside of the bowl that look similar to the streaks left in mud next to a pond that turtles slide into.

"Dude, what the hell did you eat? A whole pound of cheese?"
"What? Why?"
"You left some wicked bad turtle slides in the toilet."

by TechnoShamanInflux June 17, 2018

courtesy-sidestep

Refers to where you hastily "make like a crab" when ambling along the road or down a long aisle/hallway and observe someone warily approaching with an extra-wide/bulky "item in tow", such as if a person is wheezingly lugging one or more large humongously-bulging sacks/bundles in his arms, or if a vehicle is pulling an extra-wide trailer; the "courtesy" notation implies that you intentionally move aside considerably farther than is actually necessary for safely allowing the person to get by you; your purpose is to ensure that the trepidatious cargo-transporter can feel totally confident and non-apprehensive about passing by your position.

I always make sure to perform the courtesy-sidestep whenever I see someone approaching who needs extra room to pass, especially if there is a wall, line of parked vehicles, or other currently-immovable object at the side of the road that the person is having to actively avoid. And I also find that I can acceptably do so even if there are other folks present beside the road, as well... even if several people are also standing next to the wall --- like a bunch of huge burly D.O.T. guys at a road-repair-construction site --- I have never been griped at for just unceremoniously squinching myself right up against/among them till the extra-bulky vehicle has passed; I guess it's kinda understood that personal space/boundaries get temporarily "collapsed" or "suspended" when safety is at stake.

by QuacksO August 19, 2018

duel slides

The phenomenon in which you see a fuck boye walking down the street with one champion slide, and one other off-brand slide.

Hailey: Did you see Kwame walking down the street with two different slides on? It’s mesmerizing.
Jessica: Yea, they call that the “Duel Slides” phenomenon. No one really knows how it happens though...

by BlurbPancake September 24, 2018

Wesley Snipes

Tax evasion

Do a wesley snipes. Also known as tax evasion since he went to prison for 3 years for it.

by Chopper 597 July 31, 2019

lkld snipes

Lkld snipes is a gay short kid who will frick you in the ass. He is addicted to eating ice cubes and sucks at fortnite. His pp is the size of your pinky toe nail.

Wow, lkld snipes. You suck pp at fortnite and addicted to to it.
Stop eating ice cubes!

by Lkld snipez November 4, 2019

mrs.snider

A old dickbag teacher

You are being a mrs.snider right now!

by Friskygrandma69 February 13, 2020