Scoop Anal

When your anal sex partner’s bowel is so full of feces that your dick just scoops the shit out with each thrust and stroke. One nasty ass fuck.

I hit that whore’s ass last night. She was tight but it was scoop anal. Went through three gak towels just for the shit.

I was troweling mud last night with that scoop anal.

by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2018

nada scooms

used as a disagreement following a statement; most commonly used in Zambia and Laos.

Statement: Have you heard the new Jonas Brothers album? I love it!

Answer: Nada scooms homes....

by Jisk and Jrat December 28, 2008

ball scoop

when a male or woman cup their hands and grab a scrotum/balls/testicles. often times, finger tips are felt on the back side (or grundle) of the ball sack. Diddle or fondle motion is a must.

I just ball scooped that guy's junk.

by Scooooooopz December 4, 2010

Fresh Scoop

Impromptu anal sex whereby it is discovered the receiver is not as clean as one would have hoped.

I picked up this slut at the bar last night. Said she was into anal. Was true but she turned out to be a fresh scoop.

by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019

Poopity scoopity woopity do

The act of scooping crap into a dish and staring at it for hours whilst constipating existence.

Tod was feeling down so he took a crap on the floor, one "Poopity scoopity woopity do* later Tod was contemplating existence.

by Dr carbeery the 4WDriveth September 5, 2022

scoop

The act of farting while behind another person, quickly forming your hand into a cup, reaching around and scooping the stinky air into the other person's face. As you do it, you yell SCOOP!

I gave my girlfriend the scoop and she hasn't fucked me for a couple of days!

The other night at the bar, I scooped my buddy and he puked!

by Yoda September 23, 2003

scooper

The sexual act of licking from the apex of the scrotum, through the perinuem, and, finally, across the anus. This is performed as a single, continuous lick.
Posited to have developed in the jungles of Equador in the 5th century BC, this increasingly popular activity has recently taken off amongst caucasian men of Irish ancestry in their 4th to 5th decades of life.

My ass was wet all night after Besty gave me a scooper.

I hope Linda holds her breath during my scooper.

by Timothy Emanuel March 21, 2009