Sexual act in which a male withdraws just before climax and, not possessing the control to target his ejaculate on typical female anatomy targets (buttocks, stomach, breasts, face), he unintentionally loses his load on his own pants.
Attorney: "Why couldn't you be the father of Karen Sypher's aborted child?"
Rick Pitino: "Because I pulled a Sticky Ricky."
Attorney: "What? What is that? Please explain to the court."
Rick Pitino: "I spilled my load down the front of my $6000 suit pants before I could move around to unload on her leathery breasts. So the kid ain't mine."
Attorney: "Whoa, wait a second. You only penetrated her for 15 seconds, and yet still managed to ejaculate on yourself?"
Rick Pitino: "Yes."
Attorney: "Dude...."
Rick Pitino: "Because I pulled a Sticky Ricky."
Attorney: "What? What is that? Please explain to the court."
Rick Pitino: "I spilled my load down the front of my $6000 suit pants before I could move around to unload on her leathery breasts. So the kid ain't mine."
Attorney: "Whoa, wait a second. You only penetrated her for 15 seconds, and yet still managed to ejaculate on yourself?"
Rick Pitino: "Yes."
Attorney: "Dude...."
by al purnell's italian sausage July 30, 2010
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by ilikebread21 January 16, 2011
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While the term "cunt" alone is considered by many to be the most offensive word in English, the term "stink cunt" takes the insult much further, as every beautiful woman is repulsed with themselves when they encounter their own vaginal odor - a "dead fish-like" odor that has a nasty, offensive smell at best.
To call a woman a "stink cunt" is to offend them with the word "cunt," at the same time reference the nasty, repulsive odor of their past.
While the term "cunt" alone is considered by many to be the most offensive word in English, the term "stink cunt" takes the insult much further, as every beautiful woman is repulsed with themselves when they encounter their own vaginal odor - a "dead fish-like" odor that has a nasty, offensive smell at best.
To call a woman a "stink cunt" is to offend them with the word "cunt," at the same time reference the nasty, repulsive odor of their past.
by j0e_22 March 9, 2007
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Stifler: Oh, yeah. The Stifmeister's coming back to Grand Harbor. Deck the halls. Bye-bye, Great Falls. Wipe my ass and lick my balls. It's Stifler time, baby. Whoo-hoo-hoo. Whoo-hoo-hoo.
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AJ: Did you just refer to yourself as the Stifmeister? Coz that's, like, the lamest name ever.
Steve Stifler: I'm gonna fucking kill you.
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AJ: Did you just refer to yourself as the Stifmeister? Coz that's, like, the lamest name ever.
Steve Stifler: I'm gonna fucking kill you.
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by grizzly34 January 11, 2009
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