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open buffet islam 

Open buffet Islam Is a new unofficial form of islam practised by some modern Muslims in which they choose what they like from Islam and leave what they don't like.
Open buffet Muslims tend to live an open and free life away from the normal Islamic restrictions, they do however choose to live by these teachings in Ramadan, and abandon them right after the month is over.

They do this due to their love of life combined with their Islamic nurturing and need for spirituality,but when confronted they would claim that islam is the one true perfect religion and they chose it as a guide for their lives, failing to ever live by its teachings cause they are, well they are humans who love to live.
-What do you mean Sally is fasting today? She was drinking with us last week
* Yeh she's like a part of those open buffet Islam people don't be surprised
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open faced roast beef sandwich

looking at a chicks pussy when you are about to munch on her box. If she is really excited it will have extra mayo...yummy

Open-box 

Derogatory term for a promiscuous female.
Fred: That open-box has been with everyone in town!

or

Matt: He didn't have enough packaging to fill the open-box.
Open-box by M. Gaffney September 10, 2007

Open The Door 

Term used to shout at ongoer when locked inside of a car and high, not knowing how to escape. The word then becomes "Open The Damn Door" when the ongoer is also high, attempting to open the door and failing miserably.
Nick: "JASON! Open The Door!!!"
Jason: "DHAKDSLNASNAK Im Trying!"
Dillon: "Open The Damn Door!"
Nick: "Im falling!"
Open The Door by Nickeatsbabies February 19, 2010

open the floodgates

Verb-To bring forth an epic revolution of social justice and freedom of culture.
MAN: God, society is in hell, the impious rule the streets and devils rule the heavens1

GOD: Stand back, for I shall open the floodgates

Open Pit Action  

To wear a sleeveless shirt to stay cool. Also known as OPA.
If you are hot, put on a tank shirt for some Open Pit Action before we go
Open Pit Action by SuzieBoween August 14, 2008

Open Jaw Ticket

knowing with certainty you'll be receiving a blowjob.
Dude, Sally's coming out to the bars with us later. Totally got that open jaw ticket ;)
Open Jaw Ticket by uranium236 June 18, 2011