Facestraction

When you go on the internet to do something else, but get distracted by Facebook and forget what you really wanted to do.

Also: Facestracted, Facestract, Facestractedness, non-facestracted, Facestractedly.

Facestraction feys-strak-shuhn: He went onto the Internet to look something up, but was Facestracted and forgot what he wanted to look up.

by Fast5iveEddie August 22, 2012

FaceSexting

Cyber-sex via Facebook chat

Justine wasted most of her day at work FaceSexting with an ex, rather than QA any bills.

by TrueOkapi February 5, 2013

Faceslap

A subtweet, but on facebook. A facebook post that speaks of someone without saying a name or tagging them. It is usually used passive-aggressively.

I'm pretty sure that girl faceslapped me yesterday. She's mad that I didn't ask her out.

by AnonPorsche August 28, 2013

facespacing

The act of invading someone's personal space in order to spy on their Facebook page.

You: Holy shit, will you quit hovering over my shoulder?
Obnoxious friend: Hang on, go back. Who is that chick?
You: That's my mom. Stop facespacing me, seriously.

by Visari01 August 20, 2013

Facestaken

Believing that something you saw on Facebook was the truth.

John was Facestaken when, he believed that he could get a free iPad from a Facebook add.

by Chefspam January 2, 2014

Facehole

A segment of time accidentally, and typically unproductively, spent on social media.

Oh no, I've fallen into a Facehole, I must escape its powerful gravity OOOH UNLIKELY ANIMAL FRIENDSHIPS *click click*

by 3chordme March 18, 2015

Facesturbaiting

The act of one person(s) masturbating to someones Facebook.

The man is Facesturbaiting to the woman's facebook page.

by Your Name Goes Here. August 31, 2015