Facesh 

Phonetic abbreviation for the word facetious.

Typically coupled with the word "no" (i.e. "no facesh") as another way of saying "seriously" or "for serious".

Also pronounced and spelled "fasheesh" or "faceesh".

Another way of saying "seriously":

"Man, that dude was hella rude, NO FACESH."

To be half serious, leaning on mostly serious:

"You smell really really gross right now. You should put deodorant on. Obnoxious laughter. FACEESH! But really though."

When a joke isn't funny:

"That's so funny. FASHEESH."

Facesh by JallenAbubo November 14, 2012

facestoning 

The mindless surfing facebook completely blazed with no purpose whatsoever. Often accompanied by a gaping mouth, glazed-over eyes, and staying up late into the night accomplishing nothing.

"Dude why did you sleep til 4 in the afternoon?"
"After I came home from smoking with some people last night I ended up facestoning for hours."

facestoning by jordiebish November 18, 2009

faces of atheism 

The circlejerk to end all circlejerks.

faces of atheism actually made r/circlejerk break character

faces of atheism by BOSSN14 December 16, 2012

facestab

When a french douchebag kills you instantly by swinging a small knife in your face.

"WTF? WTF? WTF? THAT AFRICAN SPY BULLSHIT JUST FACESTABBED ME"

facestab by African Jezus February 6, 2009

facecheck 

In a video game, to gather information on an area hidden in fog of war by charging in. To check for enemies with your face. Seems to have originated in League of Legends where vision-obscuring bushes allow champions to wait hidden from view in very close proximity to their opponents.

I told Annie not to facecheck the brush, but she did anyway. Garen scored first blood.

facecheck by DEMACIA! October 2, 2010

facespew 

1.
Noun:

A psychological phenomenon present when Facebook users are mysteriously compelled to publicly express themselves at profound, emotional levels whereas they otherwise would not do so in actual life

2.
Verb: facespew,facespews,facespewing, facespewed

Beatrice’s facespew concerning the lousy details of her breakup was surprising, as she is notably shy and reserved in person.


Friends don't let friends facespew.

facespew by J.T. Bee February 23, 2009

faceoholic 

An individual who has no other point in life but to add information to people's wall, comment on everyone's images,presume that everyone cares about their specific point in life.

I didn't want to be rude and just axe the person from my frlend's list just because they're a faceoholic but they are testing my limits.

faceoholic by Jamfetto December 20, 2008