Cumblaster3000

A machine that cums all over the place where it is being aimed

I just bought the brand new Cumblaster3000!
Omg! Its shooting cum everywhere!

by Buttfudger30000 December 1, 2023

cumberland school

the most shittest school in newham. bullying,fights, shit education n so much more if ur yr6 and moving skls dont fucking go here

“heyy have u heard ab cumberland school” . “yes i have and dont fucking go there i beg”

by szeatseverytime December 26, 2023

Cumble

When you orgasm too early.

Sorry I cumbled. It's been a long time for me.

by Srchng4Truth February 1, 2024

cumber

chilling while ignoring a usually serious topic or opinion

Why did you cumber, this is important!

by Frostify11 May 11, 2024

Cumberland Valley School District

A scuffed ass school that god has abandoned to the devil where black people hate other "niggers", the Asians remain by themselves, the whites are colonizing every friend group, and the Mexicans yap. Everyone hates the math teachers and half the students are brain fried more than Vietnamese children in 1969

"That nigga is more gay than the Cumberland Valley School District"

by I fucking hate the Turks June 9, 2024

Cumbrella(s)

The artificial eyelashes that one uses as umbrellas for the eyes, as to make sure none of the ejaculate or other shrapnel or fluids reaches the eyeballs directly.

She had a long day of work at the brothel, but luckily her eyes stayed protected throughout thanks to her Cumbrella(s).

by Drifton A. Way June 10, 2024

Cumbleweed

When you cum and it gets caught up in your public hair.

Joe was masturbating while laying down, and gave himself a cumbleweed.

by King of Denver July 9, 2024