cumbled 

To be humbled by the volume or amount of cum ejaculated by your partner.

“I usually pride myself on my ability to swallow his load, but last night I was cumbled- I nearly choked and could not hold it all in my mouth- it was full geyser status”

cumbled by OccasionallySekhmet September 1, 2022

Cumbled 

To Jizz in your pants. This is often because of a hot female approaching and can be found amongst horny teenagers and old men, but a few cases can appear in blue balls suffering men.

Dude, hot girl approaching.
Where?! Where?!

(Sees said girl and awkwardly shuffles while making weird faces)
Um.... I may or may have not cumbled

Cumbled by oTommyDo July 5, 2016

Cumbled 

To be shot upon and fall on your face looking like a crumbled chip in a bag.

YOO did you hear about Henry?? Man got cumbled bruh.

Cumbled by GlizmAn November 21, 2021

Cumbleswatch 

A Cumbleswatch is a type color swatch used to compare the color of your semen to the rest of the population.

Hank: "Hey Carlton, I bought that new Cumbleswatch I seen on T.V last night. It was only $19.95 and it was buy one get one for free. I thought you might be interesed in one since i know you a little creepy and sexually perverted.

Carlton:"You know Hank, I'm way ahead of ya! I already have 4 of them because the first three I purchased got ruined because I came all over them and forgot to clean them off so my semen just dried up and I couldnt scrape it off so I said what the hell and got another one! This one is starting to get a little dirty so I'm thrilles that you have another one for me!

Hank:"I says on mine that I have Irish semen; what about you Carlton?"

*Carlton died from cardiac arrest because masturbated too much. He was also very fat. Carlton couldn't respond to Hanks question."

Cumbleswatch by fat obese lady July 12, 2017

Crumbledome 

Ibrox Park home of Rangers Fc.
Rangers very public fall from grace has resulted in the once proud Club being reduced to a pile of rubble by years of mis management and denial.

Will the Crumbledome be open next week?
Will the Crumbledome be sold off after the tax case?

Crumbledome by Lizzie Wettin Saxe-Gothe May 22, 2012

Cumble Tea 

Bubble Tea + Cum = Cumble Tea

Boy : Hey dude have you tried the new "cumble tea"?
Friend : Dude are you gay?
Boy : No. Why?
Friend : Cuz my only girlfriend drinks it.
Boy : Why's that?
Friend : Cuz buy yourself some random ass Bubble Tea, then you tell your girl to suck u off then shoot it in the Bubble Tea, dude now u get y its gay?
Boy : Ohhhhh kkkkkk.........................

Cumble Tea by Pavilon Cat August 14, 2020

curbled 

to successfully pickup an item from the side of the road.

take a look at this old push mower I just curbled

curbled by lol-blight June 29, 2010