Birth Control

Birth Control is the control of the Day of Birth of a child in order to get an intended Earthly effect.
The Earth will program the DNA depending on the day of birth. Deciding and ensuring which day that will be, other than the due date, is called Birth Control.
Each day nearest birth is one of 20 different types, also tones 1-13.

Although we know the James is due on March 3rd, we had him on the Feb 27th, because the best result would be for us to control the birth event date verses it happening when it happens. Our birth control also included possibly delaying James arrival 4 days.

by CaptainProMe June 12, 2017

body birth

Poetic way of referring to the beginning of a physical existence or a new phase of life.

Free from this suffering only when death rips my soul out, body birth!

by poetofthemidnight March 4, 2023

Birth

Some shit you cant take back. Hold your pu**ys tight ladys cuz it wont be anymore..

Person: How was it when you give birth to (youre name)
Mother: It was great! Or >i regret giving live to this pice of shiat<

by BlinkAhgaseArmyAkaMultifandomB September 17, 2018

birth control buffers

Items that you purchase along with condoms, spermicide, or other birth control. You do not really want these items, but are self-conscious about the cashier knowing that you only came here to re-fill on birth control.

Ray picked up the last box of his favorite condoms from the shelf and headed to the checkout-lanes, stopping to grab soda and dog food for birth control buffers.

by DobbyCanOnlyBeFreedIf December 27, 2014

the wolf is giving birth

This is a serious saying for sun shower

person -4: ah, the wolf is giving birth!
person 0: bro, take your meds
person -4: The devil is beating his wife!

by Just another writer tater February 26, 2023

the birth

the beginning of something

The birth of youtube

by pollen01 March 26, 2024

Home Birth

A sexual act in which the lady viciously straddles the face of her partner whilst screaming and cursing. The partner then has to push himself forward to breathe before she can defecate on his chest.

What's up, Dave? You look glum.

Sharon and I home birthed last night and we'd been to Taco Bell.

by Mr Fury March 21, 2024