Battering the sausage

The male art of masturbating

Jon: My mother caught me battering the sausage!
Dave: Shit.

by Emily Saunders November 6, 2005

Bottery

The act of performing the fortnite skills of Jabian

Wow that’s some bottery

by anonymous January 22, 2019

cunt batter

gop, fanny goo

She loved it, when I'd delivered my muck her socks were already awash with cunt batter

by butt weasel August 29, 2003

battered

When you are overwhelmed from the effects of any form of drug.

That was so good shit, it really battered me.

by kippo May 23, 2003

baby batter

Very simply male ejaculate. One of many ingredients in the recepie that is a child, it is available whenever needed by a woman. Although it is meant to create babies it usually slams against a laytex membrane (sometimes flavored) or a kleenex.

"I released my baby batter on her face, but she got a bit pissed"

by JtothaC March 14, 2005

batterbomb

A Batterbomb refers to ejaculation. "Batter" is a shortened form of "baby batter" which is slang for male sperm. The "bomb" refers to its impact on a person's, preferably a woman's, face.

IE: After they screwed he dropped a Batterbomb on her face.

by 1LOWAZN September 2, 2007

battering ram

An act of revenge by a man where he runs full speed into the face of his partner with his erect penis while she is sleeping.

My wife made me sleep on the couch last night so I let that bitch go to sleep and gave her the battering ram

by D-Rock Your Face Off January 5, 2016