by Phil Kerpen's Pubic Hair April 8, 2005
Get the substantially mug.Subeta is a pet site, the best I've ever seen. It does 'seem' like a combo between Gaia Online and Neopets. But it's a hell of a lot better. They didn't steal half the damn pets from Neopets. It's a species, there are tons of animals out there. Petpets weren't a rip-off of Neopets either, at least Subeta didn't give it such a gay name and they look a hell of a lot cooler. The main map is just practicality. How else would we (the users) get to other parts of Subeta? By just boring old worded links?
Gaia Online is just full of gaylords bashing each other endlessly for no reason other than they don't have the balls to deal with people face to face. Otherwise they wouldn't be saying shit. Gold is way too hard to acquire, you have to scrape and scrounge for everything. Spend TONS of your real money on Donation Letters just to make a small profit.
Subeta is a wonderful community of open-minded people that are very kind. Even the admins are nice, I've talked to a few of them. You don't get banned for speaking your mind in the forums at all, hence why they have a 'Debate Forum' and a 'Bragging & Complaining' forum. Subeta points (sP) are moderately easy to get. By doing quests (Wizard Quests), the games, or restocking. And what I think about the Cash Shop is, they only allow those with a credit card/paypal to purchase things because they don't want prices to drop dramatically due to over half the people bought out the stuff. That's how Gaia is, and it's frustrating. No, buying a Gold Account from the Cash Shop doesn't get you sP, just some really nice perks. But if you don't want to use your irl money on that, then just go to the Trades and buy it with sP. They cost around 1 mil - 2.5 mil.
Subeta is aimed at the older crowd, 13+. It doesn't have gayishly smiley pets like Neopets, with babyish items. Yeah, there is really no point to ANY petsite out there. But it's fun, and keeps the boredom bugs away. It's entertainment, and who doesn't like to be entertained? I highly recommend Subeta to any of those out there with an open mind to try it. And please do so for more than 5 seconds.
So really, I don't know why people are getting so worked up because Subeta has similarities to Neopets/Gaia. It's an effing online game, get the hell over it and enjoy it while you still can; before the Iraqis come and take over the world. Jeezus people, seriously....
Gaia Online is just full of gaylords bashing each other endlessly for no reason other than they don't have the balls to deal with people face to face. Otherwise they wouldn't be saying shit. Gold is way too hard to acquire, you have to scrape and scrounge for everything. Spend TONS of your real money on Donation Letters just to make a small profit.
Subeta is a wonderful community of open-minded people that are very kind. Even the admins are nice, I've talked to a few of them. You don't get banned for speaking your mind in the forums at all, hence why they have a 'Debate Forum' and a 'Bragging & Complaining' forum. Subeta points (sP) are moderately easy to get. By doing quests (Wizard Quests), the games, or restocking. And what I think about the Cash Shop is, they only allow those with a credit card/paypal to purchase things because they don't want prices to drop dramatically due to over half the people bought out the stuff. That's how Gaia is, and it's frustrating. No, buying a Gold Account from the Cash Shop doesn't get you sP, just some really nice perks. But if you don't want to use your irl money on that, then just go to the Trades and buy it with sP. They cost around 1 mil - 2.5 mil.
Subeta is aimed at the older crowd, 13+. It doesn't have gayishly smiley pets like Neopets, with babyish items. Yeah, there is really no point to ANY petsite out there. But it's fun, and keeps the boredom bugs away. It's entertainment, and who doesn't like to be entertained? I highly recommend Subeta to any of those out there with an open mind to try it. And please do so for more than 5 seconds.
So really, I don't know why people are getting so worked up because Subeta has similarities to Neopets/Gaia. It's an effing online game, get the hell over it and enjoy it while you still can; before the Iraqis come and take over the world. Jeezus people, seriously....
by Tanaiste January 30, 2008
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by Bert Backaracalack October 25, 2004
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A- Did you see Dave’s post on Instagram the other day?
B- No
A- Its just him sat there in his car looking off into the distance flashing his fancy watch and designer clothes with the hashtags Range Rover, Burberry, Rolex. And he only went and sponsored the post.
B- That’s style over substance for ya.
B- No
A- Its just him sat there in his car looking off into the distance flashing his fancy watch and designer clothes with the hashtags Range Rover, Burberry, Rolex. And he only went and sponsored the post.
B- That’s style over substance for ya.
by FannyMallet81 January 27, 2022
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An amazing substance...Can take all 3 forms of matter(solids,liquids,gases(Tee Hee).Can be classified using this "helpful" guide....
1.The Plain Shit
Quick, easy and clean(well as clean as it could be...).
The dream shit
2.The 2nd Wave
Just as you pull your pants up from the first one you realise, to your dismay, that your not finished.
3.The Ghost Turd
The kind where you fell it come out(can be painful)
and there is shit on the toilet paper, but alas!, the bowl is clean
4.The Ass Master
The type of shit that is so huge in size and so mind numbingly painful to squeeze out in feels like your giving birth to it.Usually is so big you have to break it up into little peices before you flush it down
5.The "Oooo Ahhh..." Shit
The shit that is so huge and impressive you have to ring up your friends who will generally make noises of shock and awe
6.The Gas Cloud Shit
The type of shit that smells so bad anyone that walks within 30 metres of your bathroom goes "Damn!",they may also faint...You will need to attack it disenfectant and air-freshner(10+ cans).You will have to continually attack it until the smell goes away(this may take several days)
7.The Mexican Food Shit
See:anal volcano
8.The Corn Shit
No explanation needed
9.The Rea...
Usually caused by a virus.Comes out all mushy and stuff, you have to wipe about 50 times everytime you go and you have to go about 10 times a day.It is also caused by eating taco bell
which brings us to....
10.The Taco Bell
The El Grande of shit
So excruciating it brings a tear to the eye of even the strongest men.Smells similar to The Gas Cloud.Its comes out in a way similar to toothpaste...Can also be slightly gritty also similar to the....
11. ....Crunken Nights Shit....
Pretty much the same as The Taco Bell.Leaves skid marks in the bottom of the toilet.
Comes in two colours:
1.Oh-No-I-Have-Shit-Marks-On-My-Undies Brown
2.Fuck-My-Head-Hurts-Like-Fuck green
3.Holy-Fuck-It's-Red Red
and in extreme cases....
4.*complete silence* Blue/Purple
12.Cocoa Puff
You squeeze and squeeze, it taunts you, you fight back,control your muscles,it may need vocal assistance...
After you get up you expect to see a lincoln log, but alas!
It's a cocoa puff, it sits there...Taunting you...
13.The Posh Turd
Has no odour.
14.The Hanging Soldier
A shit that sort of just hangs there, if a shake or two doesn't make it come loose use a bit of toilet paper to push it away.
15.Liquidity(The Shampoo Shit)
The kind where it squirts out like shampoo and takes 100 wipes to dry/clean
16.Arse Orchestra
The type of shit where all that comes out is gas, usually loud enough to make everyone in the house giggle.
17.The OMFG-Why-Can't-I-Poop Poop
Similar effect of Arse Orchestra
You just keep pushing and pushing to no avail...identical to the Ghost Turd, except when you wipe there is nothing there
And that is why it is the most amazing substance in the world(I didn't really prove that but IDC)
An amazing substance...Can take all 3 forms of matter(solids,liquids,gases(Tee Hee).Can be classified using this "helpful" guide....
1.The Plain Shit
Quick, easy and clean(well as clean as it could be...).
The dream shit
2.The 2nd Wave
Just as you pull your pants up from the first one you realise, to your dismay, that your not finished.
3.The Ghost Turd
The kind where you fell it come out(can be painful)
and there is shit on the toilet paper, but alas!, the bowl is clean
4.The Ass Master
The type of shit that is so huge in size and so mind numbingly painful to squeeze out in feels like your giving birth to it.Usually is so big you have to break it up into little peices before you flush it down
5.The "Oooo Ahhh..." Shit
The shit that is so huge and impressive you have to ring up your friends who will generally make noises of shock and awe
6.The Gas Cloud Shit
The type of shit that smells so bad anyone that walks within 30 metres of your bathroom goes "Damn!",they may also faint...You will need to attack it disenfectant and air-freshner(10+ cans).You will have to continually attack it until the smell goes away(this may take several days)
7.The Mexican Food Shit
See:anal volcano
8.The Corn Shit
No explanation needed
9.The Rea...
Usually caused by a virus.Comes out all mushy and stuff, you have to wipe about 50 times everytime you go and you have to go about 10 times a day.It is also caused by eating taco bell
which brings us to....
10.The Taco Bell
The El Grande of shit
So excruciating it brings a tear to the eye of even the strongest men.Smells similar to The Gas Cloud.Its comes out in a way similar to toothpaste...Can also be slightly gritty also similar to the....
11. ....Crunken Nights Shit....
Pretty much the same as The Taco Bell.Leaves skid marks in the bottom of the toilet.
Comes in two colours:
1.Oh-No-I-Have-Shit-Marks-On-My-Undies Brown
2.Fuck-My-Head-Hurts-Like-Fuck green
3.Holy-Fuck-It's-Red Red
and in extreme cases....
4.*complete silence* Blue/Purple
12.Cocoa Puff
You squeeze and squeeze, it taunts you, you fight back,control your muscles,it may need vocal assistance...
After you get up you expect to see a lincoln log, but alas!
It's a cocoa puff, it sits there...Taunting you...
13.The Posh Turd
Has no odour.
14.The Hanging Soldier
A shit that sort of just hangs there, if a shake or two doesn't make it come loose use a bit of toilet paper to push it away.
15.Liquidity(The Shampoo Shit)
The kind where it squirts out like shampoo and takes 100 wipes to dry/clean
16.Arse Orchestra
The type of shit where all that comes out is gas, usually loud enough to make everyone in the house giggle.
17.The OMFG-Why-Can't-I-Poop Poop
Similar effect of Arse Orchestra
You just keep pushing and pushing to no avail...identical to the Ghost Turd, except when you wipe there is nothing there
And that is why it is the most amazing substance in the world(I didn't really prove that but IDC)
by Fucktarded Scarecrow July 31, 2009
Get the The Most Amazing Substance In The World mug.Subeta is a PG-13 virtual pet site. As of now, there are nearly 100,000 members, 51 pet species, 19 different colors available for each pet, and 5000+ items. Which is relatively small compared to other leading virtual pet sites. Subeta was started by 16-year old Keith Kurson, and he currently runs Subeta with many admins and artists who provide Subeta's items and pets. Subeta contains many games, quests, galleries, and shops where sP - subeta points, the currency of Subeta - can be spent.
It is a site that is similar to Neopets, with some calling it a direct imitation, although it is aimed at a slightly older demographic and has different (and generally more lenient) rules.
You can also upgrade your account by buying a Gold Account, or GA. They cost $5 and allow you things like extra pet slots, your own avatar, an "autopricer" for your shop, etc. Despite common misconception, buying a GA does NOT give you any in-game money, it only gives you non-profitable perks, and whether or not you have purchased a gold account doesn't help or hinder you advancing in the game.
It is a site that is similar to Neopets, with some calling it a direct imitation, although it is aimed at a slightly older demographic and has different (and generally more lenient) rules.
You can also upgrade your account by buying a Gold Account, or GA. They cost $5 and allow you things like extra pet slots, your own avatar, an "autopricer" for your shop, etc. Despite common misconception, buying a GA does NOT give you any in-game money, it only gives you non-profitable perks, and whether or not you have purchased a gold account doesn't help or hinder you advancing in the game.
Unobservant6164: Y U HAV 2 PAY MONIES 4 SP ON SUBETA?
Normaluser: Uhh, you don't. Just play the games and do quests
Unobservant6164: THATS 2 HARD 4 ME >:
Normaluser: Then you're too retarded for subeta. Go join neopets.
Normaluser: Uhh, you don't. Just play the games and do quests
Unobservant6164: THATS 2 HARD 4 ME >:
Normaluser: Then you're too retarded for subeta. Go join neopets.
by C: September 5, 2008
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