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Definitions by FannyMallet81

Problem In Chair Not In Computer
Insult for non IT literate people. Often used in IT support to describe someone who is the problem rather than has a problem.

Problem In Chair Not In Computer.
A- Sandra’s monitor isn't working. Can you check it out?
B- ok

(Later)

B- silly cow didn’t have it plugged in.
A- What a Picnic.
PICNIC by FannyMallet81 January 27, 2022
An IT related joke where someone asks what the problem is and you reply ID ten T. Normally referring to human error.
A- What was wrong with Janet’s computer?
B- ID10T error.
A- fucking Janet.
ID10T by FannyMallet81 January 27, 2022

Quim Tickle 

When you go to shake a females hand but she goes in for a hug and you accidentally tickle her minge.
Forgot my boss was a hugger and accidentally gave her a Quim Tickle the other day.
Quim Tickle by FannyMallet81 January 27, 2022

Style over substance 

When someone or somethings aesthetic and perceived value, mask the lack of content and depth of character.
A- Did you see Dave’s post on Instagram the other day?
B- No
A- Its just him sat there in his car looking off into the distance flashing his fancy watch and designer clothes with the hashtags Range Rover, Burberry, Rolex. And he only went and sponsored the post.

B- That’s style over substance for ya.