Squelch

A group of five or more douchebags

Are there enough of those annoying pricks to constitute a squelch?

by SafetySquints February 11, 2023

Dream squelcher

a person who takes actions towards destroying somebody's dream and goes to great length to justifies.

Husband comes home and tells wife he will build the batmobile. Wife says: Fuck no! Husband says: you dream squelcher!

by charliesylver May 2, 2015

Popping a squelchie

The act of a woman dropping goo, or getting it.

Julie was popping a squelchie when she saw Shawn.

by Squelchie December 10, 2017

Squelch

The sound that occurs when the monster cock gets pulled out of an asshole

wow i heard some major squelch from you then benjamin!

by bensreallyafag August 5, 2008

Squelch-Meter

The Squelch-Meter is the only accurate way to measure a woman's pussy squelch. The meter goes from 1-10. Pussies with a squelch of 1 have dry ass, Sahara desert pussies. Pussies with a squelch of 10 have wet, drippy, Niagara Falls pussies. A 10 is the best score, but pussies with a squelch of 6 and up are acceptable. The squelch is more important than any other rating a woman can receive.

"Damn bro, Sydney's pussy was a fuckin' 4 on the Squelch-Meter. I'm never hooking up with that bitch again."

by vivsnake August 31, 2021

Squelchy

is to have intercorse, or gettin down.

we had squelchy together last night, ahhhhhh yeaaaaah!

by JokerCreu November 9, 2006

Squelchman

When the middle, index fingers and thumb are used secretly to squeeze the the head of the penis repetitively, when an attractive female is near.

Maddie sits next Sean in a slightly to revealing top, Sean see's cleavage and instantly has to squelch his penis, but however Sean wasn't sneaky enough and Romie named him the 'squelchman'.

by Gimmmo May 6, 2011