Definitions by vivsnake

Heat Meat 

Putting Flamin' Hot Cheetos dust all over your shaft and then having intercourse.

"Yeah, Rob came over last night and I got some heat meat. It was fun, except halfway through it felt like my vagina was on fire! I didn't really mind, to be honest..."

Heat Meat by vivsnake May 7, 2022

Sexercise 

That kind of fucking that requires intense caloric burning and lots and lots of sweat. Can replace a typical gym cardio session if done correctly.

"My girl and I sexercise every day! It's good for our health and it keeps her happy!"

Sexercise by vivsnake May 7, 2022

Squelch-Meter

The Squelch-Meter is the only accurate way to measure a woman's pussy squelch. The meter goes from 1-10. Pussies with a squelch of 1 have dry ass, Sahara desert pussies. Pussies with a squelch of 10 have wet, drippy, Niagara Falls pussies. A 10 is the best score, but pussies with a squelch of 6 and up are acceptable. The squelch is more important than any other rating a woman can receive.

"Damn bro, Sydney's pussy was a fuckin' 4 on the Squelch-Meter. I'm never hooking up with that bitch again."

Squelch-Meter by vivsnake August 31, 2021

crimson cock

what your cock looks like after an intense session of period sex - the crimson red color is painted all over your penis

“Sorry I couldn’t come in to work yesterday, my side piece gave me a crimson cock and the blood wouldn’t come off. Pussy was still fire tho.”

crimson cock by vivsnake December 21, 2019