Squelchmaxxing
Squelchmaxxing by Squelchmaxxing January 18, 2025
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Squelchmaxxing
When you cover yourself in Vaseline and get in a tightly enclosed space like a tub or a closet with a hardwood floor, coat the surface with glycerin, and proceed to move about as fast as physically possible. A typical squelch session will end with either being ejected from said space, concussing against the borders of said space, or passing out from exhaustion and/or an unforeseen allergic reaction to the glycerin.
Squelching takes place in what's commonly referred to as a squelch laboratory, or in parts of the Midwest, a squelchatorium.
Competitive squelchmaxxing is graded upon longevity of the squelch, as well as the peak and average squelch velocity.
Squelching takes place in what's commonly referred to as a squelch laboratory, or in parts of the Midwest, a squelchatorium.
Competitive squelchmaxxing is graded upon longevity of the squelch, as well as the peak and average squelch velocity.
Did you hear that the Lithuanian team has been banned from any further squelchmaxxing in the Summer Olympics due to a controversy involving porpoise growth hormones?
My kid was sent to the principals office for attempting to squelch in the supply closet. When did squelchmaxxing become so taboo? This used to be a country. We will be homeschooling Jimmy from now on.
My kid was sent to the principals office for attempting to squelch in the supply closet. When did squelchmaxxing become so taboo? This used to be a country. We will be homeschooling Jimmy from now on.
Squelchmaxxing by Squelchmaxxchamp'87 February 27, 2025
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squanchmaxxing
Example 1.
"Hey dude, did you hear that Name died while squanching??"
"Yeah man! I heard he was squanchmaxxing so he could show off and rizz his Discord E-Kittens"
Example 2.
To get better at squanching, you need to devote yourself to squanchmaxxing so you can become a God.
"Hey dude, did you hear that Name died while squanching??"
"Yeah man! I heard he was squanchmaxxing so he could show off and rizz his Discord E-Kittens"
Example 2.
To get better at squanching, you need to devote yourself to squanchmaxxing so you can become a God.
squanchmaxxing by squidelish June 16, 2024
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
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