Squelchmaxxing
Squelchmaxxing by Squelchmaxxing January 18, 2025
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Squelchmaxxing
When you cover yourself in Vaseline and get in a tightly enclosed space like a tub or a closet with a hardwood floor, coat the surface with glycerin, and proceed to move about as fast as physically possible. A typical squelch session will end with either being ejected from said space, concussing against the borders of said space, or passing out from exhaustion and/or an unforeseen allergic reaction to the glycerin.
Squelching takes place in what's commonly referred to as a squelch laboratory, or in parts of the Midwest, a squelchatorium.
Competitive squelchmaxxing is graded upon longevity of the squelch, as well as the peak and average squelch velocity.
Squelching takes place in what's commonly referred to as a squelch laboratory, or in parts of the Midwest, a squelchatorium.
Competitive squelchmaxxing is graded upon longevity of the squelch, as well as the peak and average squelch velocity.
Did you hear that the Lithuanian team has been banned from any further squelchmaxxing in the Summer Olympics due to a controversy involving porpoise growth hormones?
My kid was sent to the principals office for attempting to squelch in the supply closet. When did squelchmaxxing become so taboo? This used to be a country. We will be homeschooling Jimmy from now on.
My kid was sent to the principals office for attempting to squelch in the supply closet. When did squelchmaxxing become so taboo? This used to be a country. We will be homeschooling Jimmy from now on.
Squelchmaxxing by Squelchmaxxchamp'87 February 27, 2025
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squanchmaxxing
Example 1.
"Hey dude, did you hear that Name died while squanching??"
"Yeah man! I heard he was squanchmaxxing so he could show off and rizz his Discord E-Kittens"
Example 2.
To get better at squanching, you need to devote yourself to squanchmaxxing so you can become a God.
"Hey dude, did you hear that Name died while squanching??"
"Yeah man! I heard he was squanchmaxxing so he could show off and rizz his Discord E-Kittens"
Example 2.
To get better at squanching, you need to devote yourself to squanchmaxxing so you can become a God.
squanchmaxxing by squidelish June 16, 2024
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