Squelchmaxxing
Squelchmaxxing by Squelchmaxxing January 18, 2025
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Squelchmaxxing
When you cover yourself in Vaseline and get in a tightly enclosed space like a tub or a closet with a hardwood floor, coat the surface with glycerin, and proceed to move about as fast as physically possible. A typical squelch session will end with either being ejected from said space, concussing against the borders of said space, or passing out from exhaustion and/or an unforeseen allergic reaction to the glycerin.
Squelching takes place in what's commonly referred to as a squelch laboratory, or in parts of the Midwest, a squelchatorium.
Competitive squelchmaxxing is graded upon longevity of the squelch, as well as the peak and average squelch velocity.
Squelching takes place in what's commonly referred to as a squelch laboratory, or in parts of the Midwest, a squelchatorium.
Competitive squelchmaxxing is graded upon longevity of the squelch, as well as the peak and average squelch velocity.
Did you hear that the Lithuanian team has been banned from any further squelchmaxxing in the Summer Olympics due to a controversy involving porpoise growth hormones?
My kid was sent to the principals office for attempting to squelch in the supply closet. When did squelchmaxxing become so taboo? This used to be a country. We will be homeschooling Jimmy from now on.
My kid was sent to the principals office for attempting to squelch in the supply closet. When did squelchmaxxing become so taboo? This used to be a country. We will be homeschooling Jimmy from now on.
Squelchmaxxing by Squelchmaxxchamp'87 February 27, 2025
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squanchmaxxing
Example 1.
"Hey dude, did you hear that Name died while squanching??"
"Yeah man! I heard he was squanchmaxxing so he could show off and rizz his Discord E-Kittens"
Example 2.
To get better at squanching, you need to devote yourself to squanchmaxxing so you can become a God.
"Hey dude, did you hear that Name died while squanching??"
"Yeah man! I heard he was squanchmaxxing so he could show off and rizz his Discord E-Kittens"
Example 2.
To get better at squanching, you need to devote yourself to squanchmaxxing so you can become a God.
squanchmaxxing by squidelish June 16, 2024
stove
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
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Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”
Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”
Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”
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