The word to use when you don't know what to use. This word can be used in many cases such as a scary moment, when you forget or don't know what to say, or even (my personal favorite) when the room is extremely silent and you want to make some friends.
Example:
CLASS: (completely silent reading their books)
YOU: Ahhhhhh!
CLASS: I respect you! You have broken the silence and ruined our concentration! I want to be your best friend!
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppymetrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"