Shmegal

A person who is unwanted or an outcast.

"Look at that shmegal...urgh"

by Kryptonite23 October 17, 2009

shmeganecca

1. the scientific name for schmucks who roll up in public wearing wife-beaters or over sized jeans. Can also be found wearing sunglasses in nightclubs and/or sun-visors on backwards and upside down. These people should be drug outside and shot in the stomach, then used as speed bumps to prevent any neon-toting low rider crap-mobiles from infesting the neighborhood and lowering property values.

2. Haters of Mumaw's who rule

Man oh man, a crowd of complete loser shmeganecca's just rolled into the club and not surprisingly, all the women rolled out the other side and left. Now it's a giant sausage fest and we are all screwed. Guess I'll go write a rap song.

shmeganecca sucks ass

by BlakeMumaw February 12, 2008

shmegmair

A cheesy like substance found on the end or a males tallywacker caused usually by unhygenicness

dude brodi had some rippin shmegmair !!!!!!!

by Tristan/Stu March 31, 2008

Shoeglaze

The act of "Shoeglazing" is when one masterfully ejaculates on one or more feet post coitus/fellatio/pumping off.

Alex: "So after you gave that foot job, did he finish on your feet?"
Gabby: "Yeah. I got shoeglazed harder than a dirty, dirty slut."

by Wyndam Earl November 27, 2011

shmegma smoothie

A collection of shmegma put in a milkshake glass often with whip cream and marrachino cherries. One of the best beverages out there

Yo can you make me your famous shmegma smoothie , I heard you make a mean shmeg smooth

by Cock, foreskin, cheese October 3, 2017

Shmegma

An undersirable person with no socially redeeming qualities.

Jack is such a shmegma. He groped my sister's breast then puked on her.

by WammerJammer22 November 4, 2017

Smegladon

A man who never cleans his foreskin allowing an enormous amount of dick cheese (smegma) to build up giving of a putrid smell

Yo I was about to suck off Dave but his dick stank like shit, man is a complete smegladon

by Smegmalord69 August 16, 2020