guelching

the act of inserting a tube into the urethra, then allowing hot sauce to flow down the tube, before ejaculating and consuming the mixture of semen and hot sauce.

this girl wanted to perform guelching on me last night

by TEHRAEHerG March 3, 2024

Quelking

To abort a fetus via hanger, and then drink said “hanger baby”. If done correctly it should be the texture of Robitussin.

Dude after Amanda got pregnant, I quelked the fuck outta that kid.

Instead of an abortion I had to resort to quelking.

I didn’t have enough money to get an abortion I just quelked it instead.

by Digbickbussymonder March 20, 2024

Quelking

Abort fetus via hanger then drink it from straw. (Preferably black midget)

Me and me friends are going on a quelking streak

by Jelqmaster67 March 21, 2024

Quarching

Quarching: Verb: When you nut or are about to nut

"He quarched his pants" "Im gonna quarch" "I'm quarching"

by Skibidirizzlwr April 11, 2024

Quarching

Verb: When you nut, or are about to nut

"He quarched his pants" "Im gonna quarch" "I'm quarching"

by Skibidirizzlwr April 15, 2024

Squelching

when you try to edge but you accidentally start gooning instead.

Tristan Choi began to start squelching even after futile efforts.

by hejeoskdn April 20, 2024

Squelching

To squeeze one’s testicles with lots of pressure while masturbating

I need to get my daily squelching in.

by Soap_gooner May 15, 2024