"Thank you Captain Obvious" 

A phrase generally used to indicate that someone, i.e. Captain Obvious, has just uttered something that everyone can see. Of course, this statement is usually uttered by someone who is only bright enough to see obvious things.

Me: "Good lord it's cold out here."

Schmuck: "Thank you Captain Obvious"

"Thank you Captain Obvious" by Ssenillis January 13, 2006

Mr. Obvious

1. Character originated on the "Bob and Tom" radio show portraying the host of a call in show of the same name.
2. Individual with the super power of blinding sarcasm.

Mr. Obvious: "Caller the reason that vibrating flashlight you found in wife's underwear drawer won't light is maybe it's not a flashlight. Let's try to narrow this down. Does it feel a little slick or greasy?" Caller "Yeah, so?"

Mr. Obvious by The Real Mr. Obvious September 21, 2008

Pointer of the Obvious 

One whose sole job is to point out what should be obvious to people, but isn't. Sometimes considered a smart ass and yet is somehow almost always right.

The Pointer of the Obvious responded to my Urban Dictionary and made me look like an ass - what a jerk.

Pointer of the Obvious by Pointer of the Obvious August 24, 2008

Obvious 

Obvious ..

We may share the same core energy but it’s obvious we are not compatible whatsoever

You know what upsets me but always follow the same pattern

Taking that as my final answer as obviously what I write is attributed to yours or others multiple accounts .. stalker boys too obviously ..

I do find that the most disrespectful actually .. I have a clear writing style that evolved here and get attributed to plebs… as well as them smirking away outside my house ..

Again …

Wow …

Don’t bother with tickets anywhere ..

This or any other lifetime thanks..

Obvious .. why all the attention and bullshit outside my house continues

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You created it and now live for it and thrive on it .. pretend otherwise it you like ..

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No thanks

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Obvious by LetsTalkAboutX January 27, 2023

obvioslut 

Basically a girl that is obviously a slut just by looking at her.

That girl at the party last night walked in wearing booty shorts (It's December), drunk and made out with 3 dudes shes an obvioslut.

obvioslut by shika November 24, 2010

Captin Obvious 

This is a person who has the wonderful gift of pointing out everything that is obvious. This person will never miss a chance to tell you something all to obvious, to the point you would like to choke them. Most of these people are usually great big pains in the ass.

Tony *watching a hockey game and eatin pizza*

Skippy: So watching the hockey game,huh.

Tony: yep

Skippy : Eating some pizza.

Tony: YES,anything else you see captin obvious?

Captin Obvious by TV CAR March 20, 2010

hobviously 

Same as obvious, but more scene.

First appeared on Ali G many years ago when he would pronounce

obviously - "hobviously"

Since then it has been adopted by scene kids and made famous in the HRCA.

Other terms to stem from include

Hobviously ridiculous
Hobnobviously

1. scene kid 1: Dereks such a sceneager.
scene kid 2: Hobviously.

2. scene kid 1: i wish i cud be more like ollie, hes so emorgasmic.
scene kid 2: true, he is so hobviously absurdiculous..sigh..im such an emosexual

3. scene kid 1: dont call me a fag just cos i care more about fashion than music.
hXc kid 1: u hobviously want a *ROUNDHOUSE* HA U JUST GOT EMOWNED.

hobviously by the rizza May 1, 2006