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Jizzm

As she stroked him slowly, he experienced a small jizzm in his pants
by Jack Hoffme August 19, 2006
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jizzmaster

One who has mastered the art of jizzing.
DAMN! You are truly a Jizzmaster!
by M. Mushu May 1, 2003
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jizzmop

The individual who gets to wipe down the glass of a peepshow booth after a patron has finished.
"Clean up in booth three! Damn, look at this shit. Someone needs to visit the urologist. Christ, looks like the jizzmop will be getting overtime tonight."
by Nick Lesiecki May 7, 2004
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jizm bomb

A big ass load of cum ejaculated from the penis. A whole lot of cum.
I dropped a jizm bomb all over your mom.
by Mitchell Kurt February 19, 2007
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Jizzmon

Jizzmon is a superhero who hits his opponent's with super-powered sperm which can burn through metal.
What's that in the sky? A bird? A Plane? No, it's a giant cum-stain. E.g Harry Brook Roland, Jizzmon
by Jizzmon Man August 13, 2009
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jizmflop

To ejaculate on the body of a female.

Usually said in a silly voice that is a cross between Adam Sandler and Bill Cosby.

Created when 2 cool guys watched an episode of SNL that had Adam Sandler spoofing the Cosby Mysterys. They mimmicked him using the word jizm then had sex with women and the word jizmflop was born.
Girl: Hey you did it in my hair!
Man: Aaaaw Jizmflop : (
by Niv February 16, 2006
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jizzum

When a man cums after not jacking a long time and the cum is creamy and thick.
Damn, look at that hot jizzum running down her face. That was a huge load!
by dirtyfagcumslut August 12, 2014
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