jizmflop

To ejaculate on the body of a female.

Usually said in a silly voice that is a cross between Adam Sandler and Bill Cosby.

Created when 2 cool guys watched an episode of SNL that had Adam Sandler spoofing the Cosby Mysterys. They mimmicked him using the word jizm then had sex with women and the word jizmflop was born.

Girl: Hey you did it in my hair!
Man: Aaaaw Jizmflop : (

jizmflop by Niv February 16, 2006

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jizzflop

1. (n) A flipflop covered in semen used for the purpose of slapping other people with it.

2. (v) To slap someone with a flipflop covered in semen.

3. (pn) A nickname for someone who slaps others with a jizzflop.

Gabe, who lives on the 2nd floor of a college dorm, was masturbating in the shower of the 3rd floor. Benny took his towel & clothes in revenge and his roommate put them in the common room down the hall. Gabe then retaliated by ejaculating on a flipflop and slapping Benny and Tootsum with the jizzflop.

Friend 1: "Dude! I just got jizzflopped by Jizzflop with a jizzflop!"
Friend 2: "WTF. How could anyone even think of doing that?!?"
Friend 1: "Apparently Jizzflop..."

jizzflop by Tootsum March 5, 2012

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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