Jizzology

Is the world's fastest growing religion dedicated to one's sexual enlightenment. Jizzology is the study of cumming. Our mission is to guide you to complete sexual freedom & knowingness.

I met a member of the church of jizzology last night, he knew everything about cumming.

by Jizzoligist October 5, 2010

jizzon

A nickname for someone with the name Jon or John

"Hey Jizzon- isn't that your ho?"

by michizzle <3 November 14, 2007

Edward Jizzorhands

You and some friends fornicate into ten condoms and then place them over the fingers of an incapacitated (likely by alcohol) individual. The ensuing stickiness and messy fingernails are most hilarious to all present.

Enrique failed to maintain consciousness, so we grabbed a pack of condoms and gave him the old Edward Jizzorhands.

by TimsDownWithOPP January 4, 2008

Jizzover

This stupid man haircut that is getting more and more popular lately where the guy keeps it short in the back and long in the front and like combs it around his face. Sort of like a reverse mullet, but more stupid looking.

Did you see Justin Bieber's jizzover? I hear he gels it himself.

by Da Fors February 24, 2011

jizzocated

1: When a male jizzes everywhere except inside a females vagina.

2: jizzing by just laughing

"So last night I jizzocated all over Danielle!"

"That joke was so funny I just jizzocated

by ziggity on dat giggity October 10, 2013

jeyzon

Jeyzon Is a cheerful human being
He always helps out and he is not much of a ladies man.He loves wendys and he is very intelligent

"Hey jeyzon did you see the game last night?"

by IAmAnonomyus December 31, 2016

Jizzorsmic

jizzorsmic is a mixture of Jizztastic and Orgasmic

Example 1.
you that was so Jizzorsmic

Example 2:

Did you see that girls ass that was jizzorsmic

by jizzorsmic April 13, 2019