Jizzover

This stupid man haircut that is getting more and more popular lately where the guy keeps it short in the back and long in the front and like combs it around his face. Sort of like a reverse mullet, but more stupid looking.

Did you see Justin Bieber's jizzover? I hear he gels it himself.

by Da Fors February 24, 2011

Jizz Over 9000

1. When something is extremely hot, you jizz so much that you jizz over 9000.
Relative to the Dragonball Z reference, "His power level is over 9000!"
2. The fact that you acknowledge something is orgasmic

That picture of Kim Kardashian was so hot.
I would jizz over 9000.

by DJ Simulation June 9, 2011

Jizzoner

Where multiple men jerk off on a naked woman.

Your honor we did. Jizzoner

by 4realazitgits April 23, 2021

jizzlover2

My old tiktok username or my current one It depends on when you actually search it up lol
Since nobody wanted to fucking make me one I made one myself 😜😒
jizzlover2 is the best tiktoker

gay: jizzlover2 is the best
another gay: ya I agree

by jizzlover❤❤❤❤ July 30, 2021

Jizzcover

When you jizz and don't get time to wipe you just put your pants over it and your pants soak it up.

My mom walked in and i had to Jizzcover.

by FartSmellas88 March 10, 2024