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Jizz Over 9000 

1. When something is extremely hot, you jizz so much that you jizz over 9000.
Relative to the Dragonball Z reference, "His power level is over 9000!"
2. The fact that you acknowledge something is orgasmic
That picture of Kim Kardashian was so hot.
I would jizz over 9000.
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Where multiple men jerk off on a naked woman.
Your honor we did. Jizzoner
Jizzoner by 4realazitgits April 23, 2021

jizzlover2 

My old tiktok username or my current one It depends on when you actually search it up lol
Since nobody wanted to fucking make me one I made one myself 😜😒
jizzlover2 is the best tiktoker
gay: jizzlover2 is the best
another gay: ya I agree

Jizzcover 

When you jizz and don't get time to wipe you just put your pants over it and your pants soak it up.
My mom walked in and i had to Jizzcover.
Jizzcover by FartSmellas88 March 10, 2024

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026