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Jizzover 

This stupid man haircut that is getting more and more popular lately where the guy keeps it short in the back and long in the front and like combs it around his face. Sort of like a reverse mullet, but more stupid looking.
Did you see Justin Bieber's jizzover? I hear he gels it himself.
Jizzover by Da Fors February 24, 2011
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Jizz Over 9000 

1. When something is extremely hot, you jizz so much that you jizz over 9000.
Relative to the Dragonball Z reference, "His power level is over 9000!"
2. The fact that you acknowledge something is orgasmic
That picture of Kim Kardashian was so hot.
I would jizz over 9000.
Where multiple men jerk off on a naked woman.
Your honor we did. Jizzoner
Jizzoner by 4realazitgits April 23, 2021

jizzlover2 

My old tiktok username or my current one It depends on when you actually search it up lol
Since nobody wanted to fucking make me one I made one myself 😜😒
jizzlover2 is the best tiktoker
gay: jizzlover2 is the best
another gay: ya I agree

Jizzcover 

When you jizz and don't get time to wipe you just put your pants over it and your pants soak it up.
My mom walked in and i had to Jizzcover.
Jizzcover by FartSmellas88 March 10, 2024
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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