jazzo 

1.:the pimp in the best brothel in town
2.:husband of madame nipples and daddy of the 'hos

Those 'hos are sooo Jazzo's!

jazzo by Kate February 28, 2005

Jazzo 

A person who is NOTORIOUSLY terrible at pool and always claims it’s just a "practice game" whenever she loses. Wants to call every waking hour of the day, EVEN if you are busy. She is hilarious and charming, and whenever she has nothing to say, she will tell you to shush even though she is DYING to talk to you.

My friend is such a sore loser, he's being a real Jazzo right now.

Jazzo by pataterzzz July 5, 2024

Jazzo pato gaming 

Literally the best youtube channel ever...

Go subscribe to jazzo pato gaming...

Jazzo pato gaming by *sexual moan* March 13, 2021

Ass Jazz 

Slang term for a fart or farting.
A subgenre of jazz that combines improvisation and the expression of shit-flavored air.

They were blown away by the ass jazz concert!

Ass Jazz by the definition circuit February 27, 2021

Ya like jazz? 

1#pick up line of the century

Hey Ya like jazz?

Ya like jazz? by Turn_off_safe_search_sonic_69 June 19, 2020

Jacuzzi Jazz 

A category of easy listening or smooth jazz music that as soon as it is played, the sparkle in ones eyes lights up, (because they know it’s about ( to get steamy). At this same moment, simultaneously, a Jacuzzi is turned on to heat up.

Wine 🍷 is a major part of this music genera, and so is (hot sex) in a jacuzzi! Women can’t resist because 1. They are getting to go in a hot tub and get naked. 2. Because there is wine. 3. Because they know they will be getting sexed up and taking dick in a steamy romance novel style jacuzzi fuck fest. Irresistible set up gentleman use it to your advantage.

Thornton Winery and Humphries at the Bay are venues you might catch jacuzzi jazz cat bands like these playing at.
(Fourplay, The Rippingtons, Rick Braun, Norman Brown)

It never fails, as soon as I opened some wine , and put some jacuzzi jazz on, my good girl date went from uptight prudish, to dripping wet and unlacing my swim trunks and looking at me like I was Fabio!

My Gf was demanding Lana Del Ray, be played while we were in the Jacuzzi, and I Informed her that would surely guarantee me drowning myself while she scrolled T.U.M.B.L.R. being a disconnected bitch. So I popped on some Jacuzzi Jazz and stuffed her with my hard Salami till she couldn’t even walk from the Girthquake she received.

Jacuzzi Jazz by GIRTHQUAKE72 December 23, 2019

goof jazz pop 

Jazz with mainstream pop and excruciatingly bad singing as a medium of communication

My brother is a Jazz Snob but I prefer Goof Jazz Pop because I prefer some terrible singing over the fantastic musicians

goof jazz pop by shiva-archetypes October 24, 2022