Jizzology

Is the world's fastest growing religion dedicated to one's sexual enlightenment. Jizzology is the study of cumming. Our mission is to guide you to complete sexual freedom & knowingness.

I met a member of the church of jizzology last night, he knew everything about cumming.

by Jizzoligist October 5, 2010

Rizzology

Rizzology is the study of rizz.

I study Rizzology at hustlers university

by Rizzologist December 17, 2022

Jimology

The cult of our lord, Jimmy neutron, Our omnipotent god.

"Hey bro, wanna join Jimology and praise Jimmy?"
"Sure bro, wanna make out too?"

by 0_Nooks November 14, 2019

Rizzology

A term used for the study/knowledge of rizz.

If u don't know what "rizz" is u should be in the rizzology class

by the unspoken rizz god🌚 November 28, 2022

jipology

Jipology is the study of being jipped. Jipology can only exist when a "jip" has occured. It is arguable that being jipped is a jip in itself. Eg: If a man fears that he will be jipped, then he is jipped for fearing that he will get jipped, because he will not be able to perform some tasks in fear that he will become of the jipped. There is a strong corolation between fear and jip. Being jipped can be also described as a paradox and is very hard to comprehend, but once it is comprehended and understood, the one can ascend from being of the jipped, to becoming the jipper.

"Whilst studying jipology, i got jipped"

by Hakki October 3, 2006

Jizziology

Jizziology A.k.a Tyler is a comedy entertainment page on instagram. He posts the best memes you can find.

Nick: Do you follow @jizziology on instagram bro?
Luke: Hell yeah!
Cute Girl: Wow he's so dreamy..
Nick: Haha.. right..?

by nickolas16z October 9, 2018

Jizzopoly

Jizzopoly was first created by the acient Persians. It is a type of sport where one uses his male reproductive organ to meditate with others while masturbating to calm music, frequently accompanied by the sounds of a wailing cat. The Persians used this sport as a way of meeting new villagers into their land. This sport is still played in parts of Turkey and Albania. Future plans have been determined for this sport to show up in the 2008 Olympics. National Teams are to be decided.

A highly complex set of rules has been written and forever documented as "Ye who Jizzes upon the Face of Man". It is leather bound and written in sperm. Females are not to be present while this sport is in action, however they are required for oral clean up afterwards.

Rules:
> Contestants penis must be at least 5" long and 2" circumference.
> Wailing cats must be male and 30' from contestants.
>Women may not be present, until oral clean up begins.

"Hey, Bud. Want to join me in a game of Jizzopoly? I'll bring the cat, if you provide the oral clean-up!"

by Bobby Portsmith March 23, 2005