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When you're watching porn, however pre orgasim, your hand either changes or loses grip or the video changes to a shit part. After orgasim you regret that you did so as you feel you have wasted an opportunity.
I hate it when you Wank fuckup, it's so annoying!
by i'mlikeheywhatsuphello November 18, 2015
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Fuckrupt

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The state of being completley unable to give a fuck.
Usually used when the person has been in fuckdefecit for some time, has defaulted of thier fuckmortgage and has no fucks left to give.
'You want what? Sorry pal, no can do, I'm completley fuckrupt. I do have plenty of I dont care about your shit, fella, leave me the hell alone, though. Would you like to sample some?'

'Hey Dick, could you ask Frenulum down in H.R to hurry up and file that t32b for the Johnson report lickety-split?'
'No can do boss, I'm pretty sure he's fuckrupt today, and my fucksilo is looking alarmingly empty too. I'm running out of fuck-grain to feed my fuck-chickens, and hungry fuck-chickens don't lay fuck-eggs, now do they? What I'm saying is, how about you do it your goddamn self, cheif.
by Artemis Depthcharge October 21, 2010
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Fucktuation

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Shawna had a fucktuation when she banged her knee on the counter.
by BBBBBBBBDDDDAAAA November 2, 2012
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Fuckruptcy

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The act of giving so few fucks that, in time, you will be in give-a-fuck debt and unable to pay back all of that debt. Declaring fuckruptcy is a good way to elminate your give-a-fuck debt and start over
Jangles gave so few fucks over the course of his career that after five years he had to declare fuckruptcy. Last I heard he still didn't give a fuck.
by Mr_BoJangles March 23, 2013
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fuckpuppet

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One who serves no useful purpose aside from sex, esp. one who thinks they have a purpose due to being cleverly manipulated.
She's not my girlfriend; she's just a fuckpuppet.
by Beau Nobo June 11, 2003
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Fucktape

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A pornographic recording, mainly used in reference to pornography on a VCR tape.
Woman: "Stop watching that fucktape while we make love"
Man: "Maybe if we fucked instead of made love then I wouldn't have a need to watch the fucktape""
by Strumpet November 8, 2007
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fucktual

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the mutual act of fucking one another over; mutual fuckery
"yeah, i fucked him over -- but only after he fucked me over; it was fucktual"
by emutongues April 22, 2009
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