Fucktape

A pornographic recording, mainly used in reference to pornography on a VCR tape.

Woman: "Stop watching that fucktape while we make love"
Man: "Maybe if we fucked instead of made love then I wouldn't have a need to watch the fucktape""

by Strumpet November 8, 2007

Fucktape

Fucktape, a derivative of Fucktard, its purpose while primarily derogatory will have the additional functionality of confusing and bewildering the victim. Best used out of the blue in a SMS message against an unsuspecting target for greatest impact.

Princess: "Fucktape"

Hellboy: "WTF?"

by Bruce Danger Stallion April 20, 2006

fucktahedron

A multifaceted problem with which all sides are intractably complicated.

This ongoing Israel-Palestine conflict is a real fucktahedron.

by CdnKidsMD May 22, 2021

fucktater

One who enjoys watching others have sex

i.e. a spectater at a sporting event, but for sex

In undergrad, me and my girl would be doing the dirty in the dorm, and my roommate would act like he was asleep, what a fucktater.

by Jaron_1 December 14, 2006

fucktapated

to be not right,screwed up

that boy drank to much, he's fucktapated

by adamittude December 10, 2006

fucktated

Where something has happened - badly - that wasn't expected, in the least! Where something turned out the wrong way.

So there we were, watching the Commons debate on Trident when someone came in with some ching and the whole thing fucktated into a pile of nonsense!

OR

I went on a blind with one of Maria's pals at work. I tried the hand on her and found out she was a tranny, and the evening just fucktated before my very eyes.

by skirtlifter April 24, 2007

Fucktaping

Making a fucktape. The act of creating amature porn. Different variants include "hardcore fucktaping" or "booze fucktaping" and even "drugged fucktaping".

Jeff: You and Sarah still up for the Fucktaping tonight?

Gordon: Hell yeah, you got the camera?

Greg: I am so fucking wasted, but I want to do a buzzed fucktaping.

Sarah: This is good weed! All high up here, lets do a drugged facktaping after I get another hit.

by Fucktaper! June 28, 2010