Fauxtographer

A person that claims to be a good photographer when in reality they just set their camera to automatic mode a start shooting. This person also happens to fumble over photographic terms or has no knowledge of the terms or switches the color mode to monochrome and calls it artistic no matter what the hell is in in frame.

Funny how all of these "candid" subjects are posing and looking at the camera, this person is a real good fauxtographer!

Wow blurry black and white pictures of tree bark... what a fauxtographer.

by Lightmaster-Cdawg January 28, 2009

Fauxmotion

(n) A lateral promotion that involves more work/responsibility without more pay.

I just got a fauxmotion; now I'm doing the work of 3.5 people! Yay.

by Vlad the Impaler September 20, 2005

faux-mo

(1) a person that identifies as homosexual, yet can be found engaging in sexual activity with the opposite sex, often while exclaiming loudly "it's okay...I'm gay!"
(2) Person of the male sex that portrays strong characteristics of a homosexual male, but is heterosexual, often while exclaiming loudly, "What?! I'm not gay!"

You know, Mathew is such a faux-mo, I totally saw him rubbing Boopie's jubblies behind that dumpster.

by Kumar & Harold January 13, 2009

Fauxmosexual

A man who acts gay just to pick up chicks. Typically this is a last resort.

Jerome: Dang,son! How does Kyle get so many fine birds? He's gay!

Keith: Naw man! Kyle is a grade-A fauxmosexual!

by Jake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! February 7, 2010

fauxpocalypse

A predicted apocalypse that doesn't happen

I always knew May 21st, 2011 was a fauxpocalypse, and I'm pretty sure 2012 will be too.

by Music chick October 14, 2011

faumosexual

a man who pretends to be gay in order to get closer to hot women. a faux homosexual.

"i finally did it with Crissy at Tony's party"
"no way dude. you are the greatest faumosexual ever! who thought two weeks of shopping and gossiping would really pay off"
"i know! and when she asked if we "did" anything i told her yeah we were both drunk...oh but it was ICKY"

by Tommyboyrules April 22, 2008

Fauxsole

Faux consoling. Offering pity without meaning it.

She: These damn gloves leave dye under my fingernails.

He: Oh, honey I'm so sorry.

She: Don't fauxsole me, Asswipe. You don't have to go to work with dirty fingernails

by SpicyMuffin December 24, 2009