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fauxmoan 

when one's partner moans during foreplay or sex as a forced or artificial outward sign of pleasure. usually the fauxmoaner is not actually experiencing such intense pleasure but moans in order to make the other person feel he or she is exceptionally talented partner in bed.
James: "Jeff, I could hear you and Vanessa going at it last night. Dude, she's really loud!"

Jeff: "Yeah, it was really annoying. They were just fauxmoans; by the look on her face she wasn't really all that into me."
fauxmoan by ProjectWarmsound October 6, 2009
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(Pronounced 'foe man)

Looks like a man, but is in fact just a boy. Plural form is 'fauxmen.'

There are many expressions of fauxmenism, including sneaking things that they could manfully take, whining like a child to get their way, and neglecting a real classy woman while salivating after a cheap girl who gives herself to anything and everything. A fauxman may leave his loving, fit and sexy wife wanting while pacifying his sexual appetite with thoughts of sexual encounters with saggy, loose narcissistic females that don't give a care.
Sister: what's up with Katrielle? She seems a bit down.

Mom: she told me she's suffering from fauxmanitis, poor thing.

Sister: (looks quizzical)

Mom: you know... the inflammatory condition that comes from living with a "man" that chronically acts like a little boy. A faux man.
Fauxman by Belch Queen December 2, 2018
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When celebrities pretend to be romantically involved in order to obtain press coverage.
Aaron Carter is going out with Brooke Hogan? Psh. What a fauxmance.
fauxmance by lofosho10 November 11, 2007
A fake romance usually for the benefit of the media or family and friends.

The purpose of the fauxmance is usually: to willingly provide a celebate rouse for one or both partners true sexual orinetation until one or both are ready to come out.

It is often employed as a marketing ploy for films and major Celebrity couples.
Famous first Hollywood fauxmance
Doris day (Hetro) and Rock hudson ( Gay)

Latest speculated Celebrity fauxmance
Robert Pattinson (Hetro) and Kristen Stewart (unconfirmed)
fauxmance by Cheekywitch July 16, 2010
A homosexual male who has physical and mental characteristics that of which may be associated with those women.
people that may fall under this catagory are:
Drag queens
Transexuals
and ordinary men that wear make-up for fun
When two people who are single spend time together, and act like a couple. That inculdes hand holding, kissing, PDA, cuddling, and having sex. But if anyone ask them if they are a couple they both say no.
Are you and Jessica a couple? You guys hang out all the time. Nah we just got a Fauxmance
Fauxmance by Alonzo Jewels July 24, 2009
Fake romance. Can be most visibly observed in sappy love films and is a major component of love novels.
"That movie The Blue Lagoon was a total fauxmance flick."
Fauxmance by Justin Herbert April 9, 2009
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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