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Donny Bruffle

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Donny Bruffle is a fine art. In order to properly and successfully perform a Donny Bruffle, you must first be one of two things - very well trusted, or sneaky fast. If you’re the latter, then you must plan your Donny Bruffle very carefully. You will want to wait until the male prey is naked and vulnerable. Locate his genitalia, then quickly make contact to his testicles with your mouth slightly opened making a “O” shape. As soon as you make contact, blow out. This is also known as a raspberry. You have now successfully performed a Donny Bruffle. It’s best to flee the scene once the Donny Bruffle has been performed. Some males may instantly become erratic and violent. Some, on the other hand, may become aroused, infatuated, confused, surprised, or may even feel a sudden love spell come over them. Be prepared to be asked to perform many Donny Bruffles once you perform the first one.
Female : Baby I want to try something for you, please lay back
Male : Tee hee, sure baby.

* Female performs a Donny Bruffle*
Male : OMG what was that???
Female : that’s a Donny Bruffle... what did you think?
Male : Will....... will you marry me?

Female : * looks to the camera and winks*

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by D IS 4 Daddy and DC. October 14, 2019
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Rosie O'donnell

A whale like human being that eats its weight every 3 hours.
"run for your lives! Rosie O'donnell is going to eat us all."

"Hey bob check out that Rosie O'donnell, it looks just like your wife"

"My greatest fear as a child was that Rosie O'donnell would sit on me while I was asleep"
by Stichman May 19, 2017
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rosie o'donnell

A hippopotomas. Or atleast thats what it looks like
Kid:Look mommy an ugly hippo
Parent:No it's Rosie O'Donnell
by joe c August 22, 2004
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Donnie

1 - A fandom phenomenon, defined when fans of a film or tv series band together to imagine that there is a romantic or sexual connection between characters who have had, in reality, either no interaction or sparse, flat interactions.

Originating from the so-called "Donnie" fandom (a portmanteau of Daryl and Connie) of the AMC TV show The Walking Dead, who insist that 2 characters who have had less than 6 minutes of direct interaction during the course of more than 32 epsiodes spanning 2 years are canonically in love. None of the aired scenes were intimate, sexual, or even particularly personal, thus giving rise to well-earned fandom mocking of the Donnies. Donniers, also known as D-con, are known to be hostile to *Caryl fans, and often attempt to weaponize social media to quell fandom enthusiasm for the 10-year relationship between Carol Peletier and Daryl Dixon, who are currently series leads on the The Walking Dead.

2 - A humorously imaginary thing. Wishful thinking.

Despite a severe lack of shared screen time, the character of Daryl Dixon has said that he and Connie are both part of a larger family of survivors, but denied any romantic feelings for her with the words; "It's not like that. Not at all." It can, as of Season 10, be safely assumed that they are more like cousins, in-laws, or other non-immediate family relations.

* Angela Kang, Executive Producer of The Walking Dead has publicly stated that Carol and Daryl are soulmates.
Dude, your fandom is so Donnie. Those two haven't even met!

Those two haven't spoken one sentence to each other in the show. That ship is a total Donnie.

He's never going to ask you out, stop being such a Donnie!
Your boat sank? Must be a Donnie.
by Tanoth July 23, 2020
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Donner Party

A segment of the wagon train headed to California in 1846. They had been enticed by young promoter Lansford W. Hastings, who advertised a new and faster route to California (which he only tested once with a horse; it turned out not only more dangerous but 125 miles longer than the charted route).
The twenty wagons of the Donner Party left the regular route in early July and headed for Fort Bridger, the first stop on the shortcut. Beginning on the shortcut in late July, they at first made good time but soon found that the trail over the Wasatch Mountains was almost impassible. Instead of only a week, the trip over the steep Wasatch to the Great Salt Lake took a whole month. Next, the journey over the Great Salt Desert took nearly six days instead of two. The shortcut rejoined the established trail two months after they had embarked on it. By late October, they reached the Sierras but an early winter storm blocked the pass. The travelers were trapped, only 150 miles from the safety of Sutter's Fort.
Trapped in the mountains from November until April, two thirds of the men died as did a third of the women and children. Desperation drove most of the Donner Party to eat the dead. A group of fifteen of the strongest immigrants (nine men, five women, and a boy of twelve) and two Indian guides set off to find help in mid-December, but when they found help in mid-January only two of the men (both married with children) were alive; all five women survived.
"Anguish and dismay now filled all hearts. Husbands bowed their heads, appalled at the situation of their families. They cursed Hastings for his false promises and broken pledge at Fort Bridger... Mothers in tearless agony clasped their children to their bosoms with the old, old cry, 'Father, Thy will, not mine, be done.' It was plain that try as we might, we could not get back to Fort Bridger. We must proceed, regardless of the fearful outlook." -Eliza Donner (1843-1922)
The third rescue party captured perhaps the most poignant scene of the Donner Party.
"The picture of distress... They had consumed two children of Jacob Donner. Mrs. Graves’s body was lying there with almost all the flesh cut away from her arms and limbs... Her little daughter, about 13 months old, sat at her side, one arm upon the body of her mangled mother, sobbing bitterly, crying, 'Ma! Ma! Ma!'"
"I have not wrote you half of the trouble we’ve had, but I have wrote you enough to let you know what trouble is. But thank God, we are the only family that did not eat human flesh. We have left everything, but I don’t care for that. We have got through with our lives. Don’t let this letter dishearten anybody. Remember, never take no cutoffs (shortcuts) and hurry along as fast as you can." -Virginia Reed (1833-1921)
by Lorelili December 18, 2011
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rosie o'donnel

A big, fat, stinking lesbo douche bag who has absolutely no talent other than smelling up the crapper worse than Ed Asner.

Also, any fat, nasty, smelly broad who thinks it is her job to save the world in spite of the evidence to the contrary and hating all heteros while she pretends to do this.
Oh-oh, Rosie O'donnel is in the news again even though she is a no talent ass clown.
by irished June 21, 2006
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Rosie O'Donnell

Women called her the "Queen of Nice." Men called her a big fat bitch who's almost as bad as Oprah. Turns out we were right--Rosie is an obese bulldike who blames everyone else for her horrible magazine failing. Also, she told one of her assistants that people get cancer because they lie, and if they keep lying, they get it again. Currently in legal trouble like her good friend Martha Stewart.
I am going on a boat in the ocean in the hopes of spotting large humpback whales that resemble Rosie O'Donnell.
by PPabs November 6, 2003
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