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When you have to take a shit and it won't come out...then when it does its, fat, round and angry as hell as it tears your asshole a part. The pain stays around afterwards because its angry and loud...just like Rosie.
Man I just took the worst Rosie O'donnell. My asshole is still raw!
by Pshizzle81 February 28, 2013
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A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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A whale like human being that eats its weight every 3 hours.
"run for your lives! Rosie O'donnell is going to eat us all."

"Hey bob check out that Rosie O'donnell, it looks just like your wife"

"My greatest fear as a child was that Rosie O'donnell would sit on me while I was asleep"
by Stichman May 10, 2017
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A extremely chubby thing of undetermined gender who is posing as a diesel female on the ABC television series The View.
Rosie O' Donnell thinks she's all that? I'd do Star Jones over Rosie anyday.
by Piranha October 14, 2006
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Women called her the "Queen of Nice." Men called her a big fat bitch who's almost as bad as Oprah. Turns out we were right--Rosie is an obese bulldike who blames everyone else for her horrible magazine failing. Also, she told one of her assistants that people get cancer because they lie, and if they keep lying, they get it again. Currently in legal trouble like her good friend Martha Stewart.
I am going on a boat in the ocean in the hopes of spotting large humpback whales that resemble Rosie O'Donnell.
by PPabs November 06, 2003
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