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When you have to take a shit and it won't come out...then when it does its, fat, round and angry as hell as it tears your asshole a part. The pain stays around afterwards because its angry and loud...just like Rosie.
Man I just took the worst Rosie O'donnell. My asshole is still raw!
by Pshizzle81 February 28, 2013
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Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term β€œsecond string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A β€œSecond String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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A whale like human being that eats its weight every 3 hours.
"run for your lives! Rosie O'donnell is going to eat us all."

"Hey bob check out that Rosie O'donnell, it looks just like your wife"

"My greatest fear as a child was that Rosie O'donnell would sit on me while I was asleep"
by Stichman May 10, 2017
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A extremely chubby thing of undetermined gender who is posing as a diesel female on the ABC television series The View.
Rosie O' Donnell thinks she's all that? I'd do Star Jones over Rosie anyday.
by Piranha October 14, 2006
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Women called her the "Queen of Nice." Men called her a big fat bitch who's almost as bad as Oprah. Turns out we were right--Rosie is an obese bulldike who blames everyone else for her horrible magazine failing. Also, she told one of her assistants that people get cancer because they lie, and if they keep lying, they get it again. Currently in legal trouble like her good friend Martha Stewart.
I am going on a boat in the ocean in the hopes of spotting large humpback whales that resemble Rosie O'Donnell.
by PPabs November 06, 2003
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