11 definitions by PPabs
After the softball game, the short-haired bulldyke got out the strap-on and overpowered her feminine partner.
by PPabs March 31, 2005
Women called her the "Queen of Nice." Men called her a big fat bitch who's almost as bad as Oprah. Turns out we were right--Rosie is an obese bulldike who blames everyone else for her horrible magazine failing. Also, she told one of her assistants that people get cancer because they lie, and if they keep lying, they get it again. Currently in legal trouble like her good friend Martha Stewart.
I am going on a boat in the ocean in the hopes of spotting large humpback whales that resemble Rosie O'Donnell.
by PPabs November 6, 2003
Everyone has taken a ride on it. A skank who will let any slob of a guy (and often ferocious bulldyke chicks too) perform the deed on her because all dongs are the same to her, she will go on the job at the drop of the hat. This slut is so stank that she could walk through a retirement home and a 90-year old with dementia will yell "TRAMP!" White, black, redneck, handicapped, gay...it does not matter to this ho. God bless you, village bicycle!
by PPabs September 25, 2003
The puppetmaster behind President Bush. Originally an angel, he fell from the grace of God and descended to the seventh layer of Hell. Mr Rove, aka Satan, sent him up during the campaign of former Texas governor Bush to test the will of our nation. Somehow, President Bush, probably to appease his daddy, decided that Satan should advise him of all matters political and foreign. Rove, more than others, has influenced everything Bush has done--from fucking over our foreign policy to our defense system to our homeland policies such as education and economy. Rove will be the destruction of our nation.
Karl Rove advised the President on foreign policy and how to destroy Governor Dean's campaign. Then he spit out venom from his eyes on a liberal, and flew back to the West Wing, screaming, "I rule this country! Screw my puppet President and this whole country! I am Satan's spawn and I shall turn this world into a fiery pit such as the one I am accustomed to!"
by PPabs October 17, 2003
Nominee for Associate Justice of the Supreme Court. Previously served as White House Counsel to the President. Her nomination has come under fire because of a lack of experience and what some Republicans feel is a lack of conservative credentials. She is a born-again, sexually inactive 60 year old woman who looks like Jerri Blank from Strangers with Candy.
by PPabs October 9, 2005
by PPabs September 21, 2003
A sexual manuever that occurs either when fucking a woman in the missionary position or getting head. To pull off a Babe Ruth, a man pulls out right as he is about to climax. Then, much like the Bambino's famous home run, the man calls his shot--pointing to the spot on his partner's face where he will blow his load--and successfully spooges in that very spot.
1. Joe called his shot, then did a Babe Ruth all over Karen's left nipple.
2. "Of course she won't blow you anymore, not after you did a Babe Ruth right in her eye!"
2. "Of course she won't blow you anymore, not after you did a Babe Ruth right in her eye!"
by PPabs October 28, 2003