11 definitions by PPabs

Everyone has taken a ride on it. A skank who will let any slob of a guy (and often ferocious bulldyke chicks too) perform the deed on her because all dongs are the same to her, she will go on the job at the drop of the hat. This slut is so stank that she could walk through a retirement home and a 90-year old with dementia will yell "TRAMP!" White, black, redneck, handicapped, gay...it does not matter to this ho. God bless you, village bicycle!
See that ho over there with all the makeup? 9 of my friends have rode that village bicycle!
by PPabs September 25, 2003
Nominee for Associate Justice of the Supreme Court. Previously served as White House Counsel to the President. Her nomination has come under fire because of a lack of experience and what some Republicans feel is a lack of conservative credentials. She is a born-again, sexually inactive 60 year old woman who looks like Jerri Blank from Strangers with Candy.
Today I nominated Harriet Miers to the bench. Uhhh, you'll just have to trust me on this one.
by PPabs October 9, 2005
The puppetmaster behind President Bush. Originally an angel, he fell from the grace of God and descended to the seventh layer of Hell. Mr Rove, aka Satan, sent him up during the campaign of former Texas governor Bush to test the will of our nation. Somehow, President Bush, probably to appease his daddy, decided that Satan should advise him of all matters political and foreign. Rove, more than others, has influenced everything Bush has done--from fucking over our foreign policy to our defense system to our homeland policies such as education and economy. Rove will be the destruction of our nation.
Karl Rove advised the President on foreign policy and how to destroy Governor Dean's campaign. Then he spit out venom from his eyes on a liberal, and flew back to the West Wing, screaming, "I rule this country! Screw my puppet President and this whole country! I am Satan's spawn and I shall turn this world into a fiery pit such as the one I am accustomed to!"
by PPabs October 17, 2003
What Richard Gere shoves up his ass.
Richard Gere made a stupid chick movie, then he went back to his trailer and shoved vermin up his ass.
by PPabs September 30, 2003
Either a series of queefs or one loud, massive queef.
Sally hoped that no one had heard the huge, rumbling quaffle she had ripped in the middle of class.

To amuse herself in the bathtub, Christy twisted her thigh and let out a bubbling quaffle.
by PPabs August 12, 2005
A ferocious, hairy, butch lesbian who takes charge at all times.
After the softball game, the short-haired bulldyke got out the strap-on and overpowered her feminine partner.
by PPabs March 31, 2005
A rodent's worst nightmare. More specifically, an actor who does a lot of shitty female-appealing movies and was married to Cindy Crawford. However, Gere is most famous for the rumor that he shoves vermin up his ass. Allegedly, Gere has made his rectum a home for mice, rats, hamsters, gerbils, and/or guinea pigs in an effort to sexually gratify himself in a gay manner.
Richard Gere finished filming "My Best Friend's Hairy Vagina," then he went back to his penthouse and shoved vermin up his anus.

Richard Gere walked into Petco, strolled toward the small animals section, and though, "Whose lucky day is it today?"
by PPabs October 13, 2003