Dickmonke

When a person is acting like a real dick but you wanna be polite about it

Caleb: Hey Tyler, wanna play a game?
Tyler: No cunt.
Caleb: Wow Tyler, You're acting like a real Dickmonke.

by Leb11 May 22, 2021

dickmove

when a person, does something out his own volition to satisfy himself regardless of the consequence to him/herself or anyone else. an act of total dumbassery , that could've been avoided with a little bit of thought.

you open the door to your car then check yourself in the mirror and an oncoming car takes your door along for a ride, this... is a dickmove. it could've been avoided if youchecked yourself first then left the car... dumbass.

by Liu ver.20 April 14, 2008

Dickmonger

A collector of dicks; derived from fishmonger.

Kyle likes so much penis, he became a dickmonger.

by SovietX November 22, 2009

dickmouth

used in "superbad"

noun. its an insult for your friend being and idiot or any one else

man 1: dude i lost your phone

man 2: DUDE!!

man 1: sorry...

man 2: fucking dickmouth

by smallpipi February 9, 2009

dickdemon

A sadistik person who furiously enjoys all aspects of the male's dick

"Argh, ya dickdemon," grunted the pirate to the British Prime Minister.

by rockstarsuperstar2000 March 5, 2004

dickmotized

When a woman puts more value in what a man has to say or his opinion on an issue,than any woman.

Girlfriends,sisters and mothers included.

For years I told my girlfriend she needed to spend more time with her kids,but it didn't register until her newest man said the same thing.

Girl,he told me I need to spend more time with my kids.He's sure a good man isn't he?

Flatline__________

"You dickmotized Girlie,I've been telling you the same thing for years.
Guess if I want you to listen I'll grown a penis!

by RastaMermaid1 May 14, 2011

dickmop

A person that is completely incompetent, lacks the common knowledge to succeed in daily life, and does not have a microphone on Call of Duty: Nazi Zombies.

A big mop with a handle shaped like a dick.

A miniature mop, kind of like a barbecue mop, used to swab one's dick.

Holy shit look, look at this dickmop!

by Meekrab1 June 10, 2011