The embodiment of a forum troll who does nothing but post childish comebacks, never attempting to actually contribute constructively to the discussion topic.
by Omniinmo August 23, 2009
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Ethan: damn I can't believe I'm getting married today.
Zeke: yeah man, you gotta giver the a cryer tonight.
Zeke: yeah man, you gotta giver the a cryer tonight.
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"Crying festival"
An event or gathering with people where you are forced to cry in the moment using heartbreaking examples or touching low-tune music. The heartbreaking examples could be about family relationship, famine in other countries, disease, etc. and throws in a sad music, just to make you cry and release all those emotions through crying with a bunch of other people.
An event or gathering with people where you are forced to cry in the moment using heartbreaking examples or touching low-tune music. The heartbreaking examples could be about family relationship, famine in other countries, disease, etc. and throws in a sad music, just to make you cry and release all those emotions through crying with a bunch of other people.
P1: "I want everyone to think about how their parents mean to them over the years..." -play 'In The Arms of An Angel music in the background-
P2: "I did not sign up for this cryfest." -everyone else in the room is sobbing away-
P2: "I did not sign up for this cryfest." -everyone else in the room is sobbing away-
by Ninety9 December 7, 2011
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Get the cryner mug.1. A set of rules or standards that determine whether something warrants turning on the ol' saline-solution glands about.
2. A set of rules or standards that are so tedious/picky/demanding that it would drive you to turning on the ol' saline-solution glands in stress/exhaustion/frustration.
2. A set of rules or standards that are so tedious/picky/demanding that it would drive you to turning on the ol' saline-solution glands in stress/exhaustion/frustration.
Ethan Couch --- and by extension, his absurdly-indulgent father, who offered to actually buy da school so dat his Little Prince could be coddled da way he preferred --- seemed to view da standard school-rules as being "cryteria" merely because they required him to behave himself and treat da staff and his classmates in a reasonable and decent manner.
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