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The embodiment of a forum troll who does nothing but post childish comebacks, never attempting to actually contribute constructively to the discussion topic.
Oh great, CryFar is posting his pointless drivel of an argument again.
CryFar by Omniinmo August 23, 2009
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Cryarrhea 

When you have diarrhea so bad your sphincter burns everytime you shit causing you to cry.
Tim was on the shitter all day with cryarrhea after he ate the chinese leftovers that sat out all night.
Cryarrhea by Tim Thiede April 6, 2007
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Gaming terminology to describe a person who has become irritated or enraged enough by their opponent's gameplay (usually while suffering defeat) to start whining and/or trash talking.

This word should be used in rebuttal to anyone using the term 'tryhard' to insult you.
1. Can you believe how much those guys bitched about us camping? What a bunch of cryhards.

2. Johnny was being such a cryhard last night, he wouldn't stop whining about everyone using grenade launchers.
cryhard by sundayisover December 26, 2010
(verb.)

To masturbate and cry at the same time. Usually performed by individuals who are lacking the social skills necessary to have a sexual relationship.
The socially awkward emo kid cryfaps in the gym locker room during lunch.

Because the object of his affection is both pregnant and engaged, Little Johnny cryfaps to internet porn in his room all day.
cryfap by teh dub January 3, 2010
I saw my ex cuddling with another person, I couldn't stop myself from crying. Suddenly I wake up, and realize it was just a crymare.
Crymare by AndrewcBuensalida July 2, 2016

cryarrhea 

The act of crying whilst being in the act of shitting, typically in the form of diarrhea.
Dude... the party was going great till I got hit with a storm of cryarrhea.
cryarrhea by Cean&Sole March 12, 2017

Kayden field crafar 

A big black Samoan with a massive ass and is really smart. He has the best erg 2km ever in the universe and has the BIGGEST BLACKEST cock ever
Kayden field crafar is black and always does a 2km erg I’m his sleep and has the BIGGEST BLACKEST cock ever
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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