assblast

a term used when a sudden overload of information or emotion is brought upon you usually very unpleasant or unexpected.

Person1: "When I watched clannad, I wasn't expecting to get assblasted with depression"
Person2: "When I watched MHA, I wasn't expecting to get assblasted with a stupid ass fandom"

by Clable October 14, 2021

Assblasting

When a peer, friend, coworker, or nearby person deliberately lifts or spreads their ass cheeks to fart at you or on you.

Does anyone else realize that Mark has been assblasting you?!?!

by greasyginzos March 26, 2013

assholastic

When someone you don't know very well is speaking to you in a sarcastic tone

I don't know you. Why are you acting all assholastic?

by Mhag123 October 22, 2015

Assvolanche

The moment after you get fucked in the ass and cum drips out of your asshole onto your balls - and you like it.

I have was having a bad day until Joey unintentionally gave me an assvolanche.

by Connor Grundy April 24, 2019

Assolations

Isolation of ass movement, i.e. the act of twerking.

Left cheek, right cheek- those are some serious assolations.

by TaintTantrum December 11, 2019

Assblasted

To have been defeated so badly, you now feel that youve been penetrated anally.

"How did your last game of League of Legends go?"

" I don't want to talk about it... I got assblasted."

by Kaedrean May 3, 2021

Assblasters Syndrome

An unwelcome case of particularly explosive diarrhea.

"Sorry about your toilet bowl. I had a harsh case of Assblasters Syndrome."

by Beertaco420 July 21, 2021