Assvolanche

The moment after you get fucked in the ass and cum drips out of your asshole onto your balls - and you like it.

I have was having a bad day until Joey unintentionally gave me an assvolanche.

by Connor Grundy April 24, 2019

assalanche

First defined in NASIOC's Off Topic forum by Kaiser as the slow, crampy, painful, and excruciatingly long build-up of poo in one's bowels, which finally reaches a breaking point and results in a massive avalanche of crap being explosively expelled from one's ass. Hence, assalanche.

Zeke sat miserably on the toilet for 30 mins with bad stomach cramps -- a half hour cycle of cramping and loosening and cramping and loosening tearing at his abdomen. But, frustratingly, no poo was shat. He suffered wave after wave of pain...until, finally, that last little snowflake fluttered down on 500 billion tons of brown snow. The assalanche came without warning, and it was fierce. Many people in Toiletville were caught unaware and perished in a 100mph rush of furious poo.

by Zeke Brown June 10, 2007

assvalanche

A large quantity of something, similar to an assload.

I just ate an assvalanche of pizza.

by assman17 August 29, 2009

Assvalanche

Prolific and violent diarrhea.

I shouldn't have eaten those three month old baked beans. I'm not sure your toilet can handle the incoming assvalanche

by Heinous_Anus September 1, 2009

Avolanche

An Avolanche is a sudden, drastic flow of Avocados down a slope of Avocados, occurring when either natural triggers, such as an earthquake, or artificial triggers such as loading of new Avocados, or an Avocado being removed from the bottom of the pile, influence the gravity of the accumulated weight of the other Avocados, thereby resulting in the pile of Avos collapsing.

Avolanches are always caused by an external stress on the pile of Avocados.
Avolanches have destructive potential, depending on the sliding surface, slope angle and elevation as well as the size and stages of ripeness of the Avos themselves.
Avolanches are common occurrences in supermarkets.

When the old lady removed a ripe Avocado from the bottom of the pile, she inadvertently caused an Avolanche

by RobinHood October 24, 2012

assalanche

When an ass is so large that the definition of that ass is completely lost within the body of the individual bearing the ass. Usually best identified when the ass starts amid the fat of the back and ends at or after the knees.

Damn, I'd have hit that but I'm afraid I'd be consumed in the ensuing assalanche.

by Jezru January 4, 2008

Assalanche

Word describing what happened to someone who has a really flat ass. They may have had a nice looking ass at one time, but at some point it evidently broke away and fell off for no apparent reason.

"Wow, can you believe how flat her ass is?"
"Yeah. Looks like she had an assalanche."

by Dr. Kadiddlehopper February 3, 2010