Twatflake

A self entitled, righteous millennial that thinks they are more special than all the other humans, and only thinks the world revolves around their own twat.

The twatflake sat in the kitchen and guzzled down all the drinks that were purchased for the night's evening guests.

by Lyn Sea Belle January 12, 2022

twasshole

Commonly found on life-sized blow-up dolls or male masturbaters, the term refers to the singular, combination twat & ass hole. (May use in either form: "twass" or "twasshole")

The fire-woman doll has a nice twasshole!

by missfatty January 18, 2010

obese twafag

An extremely obese chain-smoker who has a head that resembles a vagina.

Ross is such an obese twafag! LOLOLOLOLOL

by PlasticBiscuit May 21, 2017

twasted

1. When one is competely and utterly FUCKED by any form of alcoholic beverage.

Also an Australian term meaning dope or sick.

Shit, last night I got twasted and fucked my own grandma.

Damn cracka, that sex was twasted

by Nick March 26, 2005

twas

Short way of saying 'it was'.

"Was the gig last night good?"
"Twas wicked!!"

by meellaah January 19, 2004

Twasn't

A contraction of: it was not

'Twasn't the night before christmas.

by The-Whale-Bullier May 7, 2011

Twafini

A twafini is a penis. It could also be used when talking about activities during sex.

Hey gurl! I had sex with Devin last night and his twafini was huge! OMG!

Dude! I walked in on Michaela and Devin last night and they were totally doing the twafini!

by twafinilover July 13, 2011