smugbomb

smugbomb is someone on tiktok who usually pulls milfs.

woah you’re smugbomb ? don’t tell me you’re with my mother ..

by moffieeee August 18, 2021

Smegmomit

When someone vomits after experiencing ball cheese

I smegmomitted after not being able to get past the taste of his cheesy balls

by Swagman and Dimple December 10, 2009

Smegdown

Similar to a smackdown in effect, but exponentially more effective and demeaning to the recipient.

Dude did you just see what just happened to that guy?

Yeah, what a brutal smegdown!

by warrior504th January 11, 2010

Smegmonster

An obese male or female who's genitals are so filthy they should probably be put through a car wash.

I'm going on a blind date tonight, I hope it doesn't turn out to be another Smegmonster!

by Brian The Snail March 18, 2013

Smegjob

When you havent showered in a couple of days, your cock is full of smelly smegma. And a girl gives you a blowjob.

Your mom gave me a smegjob last night! She said it tasted like thotianas asshole

by Unge_smegmaburger January 4, 2019

Smegron

A smegron is a term offen used to describe someone with a very tiny penis and dirty yellow teeth.

Connor- “jheez have you seen his penis, it’s tiny, almost like a smegron”

Me- Nah, I don’t look at men, but seriously is it like a smegron ew he must have a wank bref then, out right discusting.

by Massive bulge January 21, 2019

smegnog

a special, rare kind of smegma that is less viscous than usual, and exists in a state of matter that is simultaneously liquid and solid. Considered by material scientists to be one one of the few non-Newtonian substances.

-dude I was pokin round my fiveskin this morning, and I totally found some smegnog. Must be my lucky day

by StarvinMarvin March 19, 2019